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By Anonymous - 14/07/2010 06:14 - United States

Today, I made brownies for my co-workers. My boss called me into his office, and I though he was going to compliment me on the baking. Instead, he talked about how his 5-year-old daughter can make brownies better than me. FML

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By sickly - 18/02/2011 13:06

Today, my friend came over with brownies as a treat before work. She works in a bakery so I thought it was lovely. After starting work, I became stoned. She thought it was a great prank. I was fired. FML

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By jcrb - 03/09/2021 10:59

Today, someone had been stealing my brownie at work every day, so I sprinkled cocolax on one and waited to find out who the culprit was. Turns out it was my manager. Needless to say, I'm fired. FML

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By badsister - 10/01/2010 15:37 - United States

Today, I made a batch of "special" brownies for a party I was going to tonight. I wrapped them up and put them on the counter with a note that said DO NOT EAT. Later on I came home from some errands to find a tray of half eaten brownies and my ten year-old sister passed out on the couch. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2014 20:36 - United Kingdom - Dunfermline

Today, I ate some amazing homemade brownies that my best friend's wife made for us. She waited till I'd shoved a third one into my mouth before she mentioned she made them with breast milk. Knowing her, I don't even doubt it was true. FML

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By englishclasshigh - 10/09/2009 21:34 - United States

Today, I was having a really bad day and told my friend at lunch about how stressed I was and he gave me his brownie to cheer me up. After school, he texted me "Did the brownies kick in?" Yes, they did, right in the middle of my English presentation. They were "funny" brownies. FML

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By mother teresa was a cunt - 17/09/2015 14:54 - United States - Cleveland

Today, I baked some brownies and after my mom ate one, I joked that I put weed in them. Turns out the placebo effect's a bitch, because she quickly started acting high as a kite. One bitch fit later, the brownies are in the trash and I'm grounded until I tell her where I bought the "weed". FML

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By Janitor - 08/03/2012 01:08 - United States

Today, I asked my boss for a raise. He gave me a cupcake. FML

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By naladetet - 23/11/2014 08:31 - United States - Newark

Today, I accidentally called my boss 'mom'. Now she is jokingly telling everyone that I'm the long-lost daughter she gave up for adoption, because she knew I'd be a failure. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/08/2012 23:16 - United States - Lancaster

Today, I had my boss over for dinner. Knowing that I was angling for a promotion, my fifteen-year-old son spent the dinner uttering lines such as "What's the point of showering before bed?" and "Bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks." My boss was not impressed. FML

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By mateyouremental - 21/12/2012 20:48 - United Kingdom - London

Today, I baked some regular brownies for my friend. Just to mess with him, after he ate some, I said they had weed in them. He trashed my room in anger, and still won't believe me when I tell him that I didn't actually slip him any drugs. FML

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maverick21703 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:15

Its a 5 year old. You can drive and stay up past 10. you win.

HaveYouMetTed_fml 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 16:07

f**** him ! at least you baked ;)

Comments

acinom 3

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:04

lol, how do you **** up brownies? there pretty easy to make.

rebbee 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:10

what a prick. Make some more and lace them up with laxatives or something to teach your boss some manners!!!!

DinosGoeRawr 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:20

YDI For not being able to cook brownies. Try buying them, instead.

Lisa89 3

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:27

I agree with people who think it's sucky you can't make brownies properly. But still, your boss was rude.

xsam4296x 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:29

If she can make em better than you, use an ez-bake oven next time.

Sooniztimmy 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:31

I wonder if his daughter made the brownies on one of those kids easy bake ovens.....

swimmerstud 7

Wednesday 14 July 2010 17:45

what did u put in it? poo?

cupcakes112 0

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:14

fail:(

Arsonnist 3

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:24

Well now you know that you can improve. maybe you should make some special brownies next time.

dimmer 1

Wednesday 14 July 2010 18:30

BULLSHIT!

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