Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
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Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
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ChristinePi 36
Could you go to HR or something? Even if he's the boss I would not want that kind of person representing my company.
ohsnapword 21
<p>He's lucky that you only told him to "**** off". I would have knocked his teeth down his throat.</p>
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Comments (48)
GoddessMadoka 12
<p>I don't know if you'd get anywhere with HR considering this didn't occur at work but I'd look into it, if only to be sure you get some kind of unemployment while you look for a new job because you better not want to work for him again after he treated your wife like a piece of meat.</p>
ThrottleJockey 36
Had my boss tried that with my wife he'd have to try firing me from beyond the grave via a seance and an Ouija board.
KaywinnetLeeFrye 15
Sue the piss out of him.
shiven 2
the ****..
binkypop 4
That's sexual harassment an you can sue him for wrongful unemployment
chynasucks 3
That's very illegal.
LevelupKid 8
If I'm fired anyway, I'd beat his ass. The ****? If he sues, he's a little bitch.
Maggie Dawdy 5
Yeah, I would go see an employment lawyer. That's definitely not legal.
Maggie Dawdy 5
Yeah, I would go see an employment lawyer. That's definitely not legal.
Zach Ertzberger 7
************ would have left my home minus an arm, were it me and my wife.