Today, my boss fired me for "disrespecting" him after I told him to fuck off. This would be understandable, if I hadn't said it when he was at my house for dinner, harassing my wife with suggestive poses, heavily implied comments, and trying to put his hand on her crotch. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boss fired me after chewing me out for the horrible date he had with my mother. FML
Today, my boss/husband fired me from my job because I didn't sleep with him last night. FML
Today, my boss fired me because I corrected him after he misspoke during a meeting. FML
Today, I was yelled at and fired by my boss. He claimed that I've been sleeping with his wife. I've never met his wife. FML
Today, my boss fired me. I still can't really explain where the slap I gave him for it came from, though. FML
Today, my boss fired me for acting "inappropriately" at work. I gave him a hug. He's my dad. FML
Today, my boss left early, so I decided to take an extended break and run home. I found my wife in bed with my boss. I got fired for leaving work. FML
Today, my boss fired me because of the way I laugh. Apparently it reminds him too much of his ex-wife's laugh. I'm a guy. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, my boss fired me because he wants to start dating my mother and apparently doesn't want it to be "awkward." FML
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ChristinePi 36
Could you go to HR or something? Even if he's the boss I would not want that kind of person representing my company.
ohsnapword 21
<p>He's lucky that you only told him to "**** off". I would have knocked his teeth down his throat.</p>
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Comments (48)
missy73 3
Would you want to keep working for him anyway after that? Sorry you lost your job, but I think your wife is safer with him not being your boss now.
band_geek 18
<p>I would say that your life does suck, but I'm thinking....</p> <p>Did you go to HR for this to tell them that your boss fired you after he tried to harrass you and your wife by making omves on her in extremely inappropriate ways, which led you into cursing him off? Because if you didn't and you're letting the entire getting fired slide right on by without even the HR knowing, then I'd say you deserve it for not letting the HR be aware and getting his behind fired and yours rehired.</p>
Superbaker123 14
If HR isn't any help, I would go straight to corporate; I'm sure they wouldn't appreciate someone like him representing their company.
AKchic 7
<p>Wife can file assault charges. You can sue for wrongful termination. Good luck.</p>
blupenguin29 14
Do you work for the Trump administration or something?
Talis99 26
This wasn't funny even when someone else already said it.
sousaphonist 14
Talk to HR, that's probably grounds for a lawsuit for Wrongful Termination, Harassment, possibly other things
rodfergie 18
I would have been arrested, not fired.
wawa_sxm 15
<p>Sounds like a lawsuit or better yet a payout!</p>
player69badboy 0
Tell your wife to take one for the team - you want a promotion or a new job
GhostFox 34
Congrats on showing how shitty of an excuse for a human being you are in a single sentence.
Soninuva 41
Your username makes your comment unsurprising. Grow up.
The_Bleeder 13
If I knew you in person, I would laugh when you got married (if actually) and said that to your wife. You'd be kicked to the curb.
Etweens96 25
Maybe this was a blessing in disguise considering your ex boss was an ass towards your wife as well as you. Now this has left you to bigger horizons in life and your next job will be something even better than the last! But seriously, that sort of behavior towards you and your wife is unacceptable and I'm sorry you had to go through that