Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML
Today, my roommate and I got charged $100 for having a cat in our apartment. I was only babysitting the cat so my neighbors wouldn't get caught and fined. We got caught because my roommate reported the people downstairs for having a noisy dog, so they reported that someone else in the building had a cat. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I got a call from a telemarketer who asked, "Is this the crazy cat lady?" I only own one cat, but apparently, that’s all it takes to earn a reputation. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I was denied an animal adoption because I said "babies" instead of "kittens". Apparently that means I'm not serious about pet ownership. What?! FML
Today, someone (probably my ex) released a bunch of cats into my house. I’m pants-shittingly, deathly afraid of cats. Animal control can’t guarantee that they caught them all because they have no way of knowing how many were in there in the first place. I’m too terrified to be at home now. FML
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redbandit9877 12
You can report cat breeders on Facebook? Who knew.
chanellgymnast 17
Either increase your privacy settings on Facebook, start removing "friends," or just deactivate your account. Social networking sites always seems to screw you over in the end.
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Comments (35)
arleenxo 11
Ignore it maybe you'll find out who did it eventually.
Kat7595 10
What a 'CATastrophe'. Eh, eh? Sorry, I had too...
SuperDanielNL 23
You've cat to be kitten me, another cat-pun and I might lose my sanity.
cathyfang1533 12
You look purrty sane to me, 19. But I do agree, we need to cat-nip this in the bud, or it will become a cat-astrophe.
SuperDanielNL 23
Since you are not in the possesion of any cats, they could come and check and you are in the clear. Now comes the fun part, find out who reported you and put a box of feral cats in his/her house...
graceinsheepwear 34
Haven't you heard the saying about herding cats? Where would you get a "box" of them? Feral Cats R Us?
SuperDanielNL 23
Put tuna in a box and wait.
Accuraxy 10
This is yet another reason why social networking sites are no good.
SuperDanielNL 23
People are bad, and use info from those websides for bad things. I don't mind social networkings sites, I can keep in contact with folks I know but don't see that often.
pwilly 8
People "breed" cats?! I thought they were a problem lol
Courtelizab 18
This makes me laugh.
alissa222 15
Well, it'll be awfully easy to stop then.
Tempest559 12
"Council"? Sounds like it's time to leave the cult life behind.
strawberrywine22 30
You realize pretty much every town (in the US at least) has a council, right?
buckdharma 38
"pretty sure?" Do you own a Nicolas cage mask? The pizza guy knew they were cats. Just remember the council is always watching.
anmolm97 12
username win!! and ignore it!!
strawberrywine22 30
I'd just ignore it. Someone is purrr-obably just kitten around.