Today, I received a lovely letter from the council telling me I have to cease the act of "breeding and selling cats" because someone from my Facebook reported me. I'm pretty sure I've never owned a cat or had one in my house. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was informed that due to my cat being aggressive and attacking the postman several times, my mail would no longer be delivered to my address. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, my elderly neighbor called the police because my cat was in her yard. I now have a citation and a court date. Apparently, there is a leash law for cats in my town, and it is taken very seriously. FML
Today, my roommate and I got charged $100 for having a cat in our apartment. I was only babysitting the cat so my neighbors wouldn't get caught and fined. We got caught because my roommate reported the people downstairs for having a noisy dog, so they reported that someone else in the building had a cat. FML
Today, I got caught trying to steal my own cat back from my neighbor. FML
Today, I got a call from a telemarketer who asked, "Is this the crazy cat lady?" I only own one cat, but apparently, that’s all it takes to earn a reputation. FML
Today, my neighbor let me know that they've been taking care of my cats while I was away, including letting them in and out of my house. I don't own a cat. FML
Today, I found out that I'm being sued for posting on Facebook about a customer service experience with a local company. Even though we have witnesses, the owners of the store claim that we're lying about the whole thing and that we're "malicious". FML
Today, my landlord came to my apartment because of complaints from my neighbors, saying that animals are not allowed inside. Turns out my roommate makes cat-noises when she's bored. My landlord still doesn't believe me. FML
Today, I was denied an animal adoption because I said "babies" instead of "kittens". Apparently that means I'm not serious about pet ownership. What?! FML
Today, someone (probably my ex) released a bunch of cats into my house. I’m pants-shittingly, deathly afraid of cats. Animal control can’t guarantee that they caught them all because they have no way of knowing how many were in there in the first place. I’m too terrified to be at home now. FML
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redbandit9877 12
You can report cat breeders on Facebook? Who knew.
chanellgymnast 17
Either increase your privacy settings on Facebook, start removing "friends," or just deactivate your account. Social networking sites always seems to screw you over in the end.
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Comments (35)
brittyboo123 35
Wow. Some people just don't have anything else to do with their lives, I suppose.
OfficeNinja 5
Send them a letter back asking them to cease sending you notices to stop doing things you were not doing in the first place. Or send them a reply saying that you will comply with the notice - but to do so you must first start breeding and selling cats. Thank them for their understanding.
Miss_Blaine 18
Well I guess it won't be too hard to stop then!
accountnamevalid 3
I wouldn't ignore it, in case it goes on some sort of record. Silence is acceptance in the eyes of the law. Contact them refuting the allegations, and ask for more information regarding your alleged crime. Are they angry that, were you doing this, you wouldn't have a license? Also, ask for a copy of the complaint.
finch01 18
you must have sold them
finch01 18
just send a letter back stating u don't own cats and that they sent it the wrong person.
aimeecuria 9
Someone doesnt like you
anyoldnamewilldo 23
That's what happens when you share all the Grumpy Cat memes.
worldclassrager 41
Either they got the wrong house or you have a neighbor that doesn't like you..,
mfayem 15
Sound like it will be an easy request to fulfill.