Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
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pinkducttape 0
harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.
lookitsnatash 0
I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.
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Comments (349)
Mhmthathappened 0
I agree with #4. Hahahaha I don't see anything wrong with it, I mean, my best friends boyfroend is a ginger, we make fun of him, but we are kidding.
Compwiz1993 0
A Ginger is someone who has red hair, white skin, and freckles. I also didn't know that people with no souls had emotions, so I'm a little confused.
laxgirl3 0
my mom has red hair pale skin and freckles but she's really beutiful
Moo_Horse 0
i like redhair on grls but not boys
lindsaylu98 0
**** u!!!! im a ginger and i have a hell of alot more soul then u!!!
yellowberri 0
i love red headsss
survivalism 0
Serves you right for being a damn dirty ginger.
xsw33tyx101 0
what the hell, fk u im ginger.
Ever123 0
**** you. Thts like me saying uuugggghhhh! I hate brunets they are so stupid and they don't have souls. I don't actually think tht but whatever, I'm a Ginger and proud of it.
faery_fml 0
I would give my right arm to have red hair. :(
Moco_hanz 0
uh, that was harsh =P i personally love red head chicks, they're gorgeous =P
MussoMalfunction 0
I love Gingersssss! I'd give anything for red hair.
lookitsnatash 0
#12- don't forget that they can't be pirates either.
radar53 0
I LOVE gingers! They're hot! Like their hair!!!
tigrouficele2012 44
Wait, what? People bias against redheads? Where? O_o Hair color bias is just as stupid as skin color bias. What's the point? What the hell do people think is wrong with them? What's wrong with this ******* world?!
Rikku95 0
"I have a dream, that all the red-haired people, brunettes, and blondes can love together in peace and harmony. ^if that happened, this would be my fml Today, I Learned about the segragation of schools, resturants, and even water fountains, by haircolor. What has the world come to?? FML
Ever123 0
Everything is wrong with this world