Today, I overheard my dad's friend complaining to my dad that his new baby boy is a ginger. I continued listening, and heard my dad saying, "Yeah, there's nothing worse than having a ginger." I'm his daughter. I'm a ginger. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I finally took the courage to introduce my ginger boyfriend to my family. It didn't go too well. My dad asked if he could call him "Ron Weasley" and my 13-year-old brother asked if he had a soul. Now I'm single again. FML
Today, I told my parents that I wanted to donate blood. My dad helpfully interjected, "Sorry, they don't accept blood from gingers." FML
Today, I got dumped by my boyfriend because he is tired of everyone giving him shit about my ginger hair. FML
Today, over a family dinner, my husband and I told everyone that I'm pregnant. My father frowned and said, "Again?", my 9-year-old daughter started crying, and her brother smirked and yelled, "Up the ass, no babies!" FML
Today, I got married. My dad wanted to see me before the ceremony in my dress. The dress I wore was not my usual kind of dress, strapless. The first thing my dad said, "Ginger! You've got boobs!" Not exactly the father-daughter moment I'd envisioned. FML
Today, my friend's father got me mixed up with his new wife when telling stories for his wedding speech. Everyone noticed. The new wife was not pleased. FML
Today, one of my dad's work friends came over. As he was leaving, he complimented my dad on having three "strapping young boys." I informed him that I'm a girl, and I have a hormone imbalance that causes me to have a lot of hair and a deep voice. I guess my dress didn't give him a clue. FML
Today, I overheard my dickhead dad telling my girlfriend that she's too good for me, then asking if she really wants to settle for someone like me. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I broke the news to my parents that we're having a baby. The first words out of my dad's mouth were, "It's probably not yours." FML
Today, I was with my dad at the supermarket and this guy was checking me out. My dad yells at him with a grin, "I know! I make beautiful babies!" FML
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pinkducttape 0
harsh and uncalled for. i actually like red hair.
lookitsnatash 0
I didn't think anybody but Eric Cartman thought so low of red-haired people.
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Comments (349)
grazynaanka 0
gingers are an endangered species.
TheCupcakeNinja 0
Wow that's dumb. Both the FML and the losers who clearly have nothing better to do than believe what they hear on South Park. You guys are SO smart, seriously.
waxstigmata 0
i sure hope he was being sarcastic
BrandNewKadillak 0
First off, South Park isn't the end-all be-all. Redheads are a dying breed! It's up to you to carry on the torch!
mycobain 0
Don't listen to him, red hair is beautiful! Think about those fiction characters everybody loves like Ron Weasley, Dana Scully, Willow....... Be proud of who you are!
lolololcheese 0
wow, I read all the comments and thought "hey, I'm going to mention Ron Weasley since nobody else has" and the last comment did. typical.
ffpoisongirl 0
Why'd you have to include that you're your father's daughter? Isn't that a given?
UnCensoredBitch 0
HAHA! Fire crotch! :P
jewjewbee 6
he was probably joking. i hope. redheads are going extinct! :( i love gingers
i_am_tiff_21 0
Gingers ftw! My avatar is actually an old picture. I no longer have red hair (it's now black). I don't really like the color on guys though.