Red flag?

By strangebeans - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my parents informed that the man I'm going to marry had made it into the newspaper, on page twelve. He is listed as a fugitive and there is a warrant out for his arrest. FML
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Popcornography 10

If he can't even make front page, dump his sorry arse.

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Comments

vulpixvixen24 7

I hope you can get the deposit back on that dress!

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janerose21 3

I guess you will have to look for your receipts of all your wedding items to be returned !!

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perdix 29

Hey, he's famous! There's no such thing as bad publicity. The good news is that when he's in prison, he won't cheat on you -- at least with other women ;) That's a good thing, right?

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TBelle4Ever 15

I think it's time to have a talk with the police, then tell your ex finace

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RockstarRN 10

You should be happy you found out BEFORE you married him. Now dump his ass and move on!

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fahd4life 1

Shit happens if u love him u can wait.

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Snazzy_Snaz 17

What does your heart tell you? Really cheesy line....

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Ugi 26

My heart tells me not to keep eating these deep-fried lard sandwiches but I'm not sure that's relevant.

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