Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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Top comments
yoshithecat 15
Be cautious, as my ex tried that same thing on me. His reasoning for it turned out to be because he was cheating on me, and wanted to make sure I wasn't doing the same! (I wasn't) Enjoy though!
jnanderson 16
My parents do this. It sucks. Just turn off location services.
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Comments (150)
thefastnfuryass 14
Use it to find a new boyfriend :)
perdix 31
Tell him to give you his account information so you can keep tabs on him, too. Fair's fair.
tinggo 5
No I bet he just doesn't want u cheating
GallifreyanJinx 6
I assume not-cheating is part of a normal relationship, but if it's a problem, he can talk to her? I know conversation is a foreign concept in this day and age but it's still the best form of communication
Wizardo 34
Do the same back and create the most epic game of hide and seek ever: count to 100...
Sathane 21
Lol. I laugh at all the people freaking out, especially after a one sided account of the situation. So what if your boyfriend knows where you are? If you tell him you're going to be somewhere, what does it matter if he checks to be sure? Unless, of course, you're a liar and aren't where you say you'll be. I had an insecure girlfriend who did the same thing and it didn't bother me one bit because I'm an honest person. It actually helped her get over trust issues she had developed from a past relationship and made our relationship better.
allplayedout 20
It matters because this isn't something OP agreed to to help her bf get over trust issues after she cheated on him or something. OP is having their privacy invaded without their consent and luckily found out about it.
GallifreyanJinx 6
do you KNOW that? because I didn't see "I've never cheated" in her post.
RedPillSucks 33
Innocent until proven guilty
xReDMemory 28
You're supposed to trust your SO,not control their lives because of your insecurities. She shouldn't be forced to put up with this.
GallifreyanJinx 6
works both ways. how do you know he's not protecting himself from a repeat offender?
GallifreyanJinx 6
He's hardly controlling her life. It's not like he can DO anything with the information except crack a tantrum... but SOs aren't meant to fool around behind your back, can you prove she didn't and he's not the victim?
xReDMemory 28
If she's a repeat offender and he doesn't trust her,he shouldn't stay with her.
xReDMemory 28
Also,you may be right. The act by itself isn't controlling her life,but it could be an opportunity for him to do so.
askullnamedbilly 33
Stalkers are never the victim, they're the offender.
allplayedout 20
The fact that OP's past fidelity isn't addressed in this FML is irrelevant. OP did not agree to broadcasting their location to their boyfriend 24/7. What he is doing is stalking.
danielleyann 1
This reminds me of my friend Courtney,
cathrope 10
I'm sure its been said, but you need a new boyfriend, maybe one who isn't a jackass.
nchic01 17
dump him. now.
Not_Impressed13 9
Factory reset?
Ins0mau 20
And then use a different iTunes account when you set it all up again.
zahidnasir 22
you didnt highlighted the gift part more