Today, I found out that the generous gift from my boyfriend of a new iPhone was only given so he could use the "Find my phone" function to make sure I'm always where I say I am each day. I'm being stalked by my own boyfriend. FML
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Today, I found out the person who's been stalking and harassing me online was actually my now ex-boyfriend. He only confessed as I finally picked up the phone to report it to the police. He basically said he wanted me to turn to him for comfort and protection, so he could "feel like a man". FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom tried to bribe him with an iPhone to dump me. He accepted. FML
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML
Today, I found out that the threatening and insulting messages I received from my boyfriend's "stalker ex" were actually sent by him. Why? Because he cheated and he didn't want to admit it. I'm dating a psycho. FML
Today, my stalker - an annoying guy who's dedicated the past three years of his life to stalking me at every turn - somehow got a hold of my number and started texting me at 10pm about how I have no life. FML
Today, I found out that my cell phone bill was much higher than normal. After investigating, I realized that a text conversation I had with my stalker, telling him multiple times not to contact me anymore, was to an international cell phone. I have to pay to be stalked. FML
Today, my boyfriend came over and dropped off my phone, which I'd left at his place the night before. He immediately left in a sulk. As I looked through my texts, I discovered he was only so moody because I hadn't answered any of his calls or messages. I'm dating an idiot. FML
Today, I found out the real reason why me and my boyfriend of four and a half months have "so much in common". He used to be my stalker, who followed me around in a black hoodie and always posted stuff on my Myspace as an anonymous person. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me via text message. Every 20 minutes or so, I'll get a notification that I have a new message, and I check it just to find that same message sitting there. I'm being trolled by my own phone. FML
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yoshithecat 15
Be cautious, as my ex tried that same thing on me. His reasoning for it turned out to be because he was cheating on me, and wanted to make sure I wasn't doing the same! (I wasn't) Enjoy though!
jnanderson 16
My parents do this. It sucks. Just turn off location services.
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Comments (150)
crfan7 7
I would seriously just ditch him. That's just throwing all kinds of red flags, and do you really want to be with a control freak? It's only going to get worse with time, trust me.
sykokitti 15
girl, get away from him asap, like right now! I went through this, he will only get worse. my ex almost killed me because he believed everything his psycho mind thought of... they start off so sweet and perfect but after a while their true colors are revealed... get out of it now before it's too late... I survived and its a miracle, not everyone is that lucky...
thiswhitey 13
hehehe clever boyfriend. I should do that to my bf so that I know she's shoveling that snow. Yeah, you keep shoveling that snow Scott.
krazymeatball77 7
I have a feeling there is more to this story. Have you cheated on him before?
harshallmeim69 9
I think that's one of the signs your relationships is going downhill. Don't be afraid to break up, you can't change him and it's not like you guys are likely going to get married at this point so...
AgentPlatypus73 8
Give him back the phone and leave him. That's creepy.
cwl727 32
That is really creepy.
CourtMcgreg 2
get out girl.
pax369 2
Drop the phone onto a bus, drop your boyfriend....anywhere. This foolishness only escalates, save yourself now.
fballdt16 9
Are you giving him any reason to be suspicious?