Intimacy: Recognize this? - FML

Recognize this?

By Anonymous - 06/10/2014 02:42 - United States - Rock Island

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a picture of my vagina. He replied, "What's that?" FML

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Same thing different taste

By denise - 23/11/2009 05:07 - United States

Spicy

Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML

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You deserved it 4 955

Picture game

By Anonymous - 01/12/2019 20:00

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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By haggisbowl - 14/01/2012 06:52 - United States

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend stated that we should play a game where one person asks the other a question, and they answer it with a picture. I thought it sounded fun so I said yes. His first question was, "Do you shave your vagina?" FML

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You deserved it 9 457

By Rejection - 04/05/2010 07:33 - France

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a naughty pic. I then asked him if there was anything else he wanted before I got dressed. His reply? "No it's fine." FML

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You deserved it 15 640

I'm bringing sexy back

By Not-so-sexy - 04/12/2009 12:48 - United States

Spicy

Today, I tried to send my boyfriend a sexy picture. I took a close up picture of my face, and, trying to be sexy, had my naked body reflected on a mirror in the background. First thing he replied was, "Who the hell is that guy in the background?" FML

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It's the thought that counts

By come on man - 29/11/2014 17:03 - United States - Sunnyvale

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a dirty picture to turn him on. He texted back: "Jfc, why wud u tease me like that?? Srsly fuck off". FML

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You deserved it 7 435

By Anonymous - 08/08/2014 21:05 - Israel

Spicy

Today, I finally felt ready for intimacy with my boyfriend, and I sent him a sexy picture of myself topless. He texted back, "Ewwwww." FML

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You deserved it 8 658

By Anonymous - 15/07/2012 04:09 - United States - Aston

Spicy

Today, my boyfriend told me that my vagina looks like Yoda. FML

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You deserved it 5 646

Dirty room

By love you too honey boo - 13/01/2020 05:00

Today, I sent a scantily clad pic to my boyfriend, to which he responded "Nice, but please clean your room". FML

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You deserved it 2 286

By maggie74 - 27/06/2012 04:58 - United States - Enfield

Spicy

Today, I sent my boyfriend a nude picture, he sent it back to me with a mustache on my face from that iPhone app and told me he likes it much better that way. FML

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wheresmymary 22

Monday 6 October 2014 14:38

Perhaps give him a lesson? ;)

kitsy 14

Monday 6 October 2014 14:40

This would be even more of an FML if he was a sexually active person...

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cutiegirl12326 17

Monday 6 October 2014 21:17

OMG LOL that must freaking suck XD

Knightchaser27 25

Monday 6 October 2014 21:23

Was the lighting bad

laur21001 3

Monday 6 October 2014 21:23

Nora Conway?

circleone 8

Monday 6 October 2014 21:39

Thank you! It's so ******* pretentious when someone brings up the whole ****** vs. vulva conversation. This isn't anatomy class, it's ******* FML. We all knew what she meant, so get over yourselves, whoever feels the need to be that much of an outright smarty pants.

Karan0217 6

Monday 6 October 2014 22:05

Did he ask for it? If not the YDI

godspeedkills 8

Monday 6 October 2014 22:19

BEEF CURTAINS!

gigistar15 21

Monday 6 October 2014 22:51

He was probably just messing with you. Unless he has never seen one before!

blinked_281 29

Monday 6 October 2014 23:18

Someone didn't pay attention in health class

GirasolNegro 22

Monday 6 October 2014 23:37

Eeewww

empbob 20

Monday 6 October 2014 23:40

Apparently he must not partake in if enough...

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