Reasonable dude

By Anonymous - 03/04/2020 02:00 - South Africa

Today, my fiancé told me that he expects me to agree to quit my job to cook and clean after we get married, or he will not show up at our wedding. He earns minimum wage and my salary is 17 times higher than his. FML

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Friday 3 April 2020 2:17

That's the dumbest thing I've ever heard. He's an idiot and you should call off the engagement.

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He’s a dumbass. You are too if you go through with it.

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crsyldy 19

Saturday 18 April 2020 18:20

I sure hope you mean ex-fiancé!

hfnsjsnsjzns 18

Saturday 23 May 2020 11:51

sounds like Howard and Bernadette...I mean the salary situation

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