Getting Your Sh*t Together - FML

Getting Your Sh*t Together

By FML Videos - 19/09/2018 00:30

When life gives you garbage...

I agree, your life sucks 308

You deserved it 84

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julfunky 29

Wednesday 19 September 2018 0:55

Why are they all busting out laughing before the trash bag even breaks??

Aliya Arapova 3

Wednesday 19 September 2018 13:18

cos they knew what was going to happen) the bag is too thin for that amount of garbage. I also heard Russian bad language here))

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julfunky 29

Wednesday 19 September 2018 0:55

Why are they all busting out laughing before the trash bag even breaks??

Aliya Arapova 3

Wednesday 19 September 2018 13:18

cos they knew what was going to happen) the bag is too thin for that amount of garbage. I also heard Russian bad language here))

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Today, my dad, who never supported us growing up, and who calls once a month to collect his monthly living expenses, gave me an ultimatum: either buy him a plane ticket so that he can come live with me forever (he's a raging alcoholic) OR to send him $4,500 US Dollars (which where he lives is someone's 6 month salary). FML

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Today, I discovered that whenever my house is affected by a blackout, the cooler for my Xbox will turn on by itself when it's fixed. My Xbox cooler flashes repeatedly, alternating between several bright colors, when it turns on. If I'm asleep when it happens, which is often the case, it wakes me up. Every. Time. FML

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Today, while DJing at a jumpin' wedding reception, my speaker system conked out. I hadn't brought any backup equipment, and 500 guests had the unfortunate luxury of dancing to the sounds of a portable CD player someone brought in from their car. FML

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Today, my boss asked me if I could work this weekend, doing the work of 2 people, for almost no extra pay. I had a weekend out with my kids planned, so I said I couldn't. My boss called it a shitty excuse, yet gave a free pass to a guy who claimed he had a "phobia of working on weekends". FML

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You deserved it 2 691

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You deserved it 8 738

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