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By DUMMIE - United States Today, we were working with infant and adult CPR dummies. After practising flawless CPR on the adult dummy, I announced "And that's how you save someone." Then I tripped on the baby dummy and fell. My co-worker stood up and yelled out, "And that's how you kill a baby." FML I agree, your life sucks 10595 You deserved it 30199 180 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By gmian - United States - Amherst Today, at work, I used my foot to flush the toilet, lost my balance, and ended up catching myself with my foot in the toilet. FML I agree, your life sucks 20339 You deserved it 10934 105 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Portland Today, I came home to my mentally unhinged roommate jacking off to a frozen TV frame of Peggy Hill from King of the Hill. When he saw me, he threw an ash tray at me and told me to get out. FML I agree, your life sucks 24694 You deserved it 2173 78 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ryan - United States Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend. Its was pretty good and heavy and she was moaning nicely. Then her moans got softer and softer and then nothing. She fell asleep. FML I agree, your life sucks 24307 You deserved it 6766 188 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Noname - this FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff - United States AKA the Oskar Deutsch look Today, when I was shaving , I wanted to see what I looked like with a Hitler 'tache. Since I was shaving anyway I just left that part and figured I'd shave it later. Well I was goose stepping around my room for awhile and then forgot about it. I ran into my girlfriend's parents later that day. FML I agree, your life sucks 13646 You deserved it 76580 43 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chill - United States Today, my grandpa sent me a letter apologizing for not congratulating me about my graduation last spring. Too bad I don't graduate until May. FML I agree, your life sucks 25539 You deserved it 4265 79 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By wtf Today, I came back to my boyfriend's house where I've been staying to find all my things thrown outside, ruined, including my entire CD collection, textbooks and clothes cut up. All because I had left my cell phone there and had got a text from a guy saying "Hi, how have you been?" FML I agree, your life sucks 59103 You deserved it 8912 246 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By tooearly - United States Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML I agree, your life sucks 39913 You deserved it 3356 147 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thecasbah - Norway Today, I quit my job as a barista for one of our competitors with a couple of bucks more an hour. Two hours after I'd handed in my resignation, my boss approached me just to let me know that if I hadn't resigned, I would've been offered my own café. FML I agree, your life sucks 18704 You deserved it 33652 102 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By ashleighsheba - United States - La Vergne Today, I got pulled over, not because I was speeding but because apparently, I looked like a kid driving. The officer said I was too short to drive and needed a booster seat. FML I agree, your life sucks 12125 You deserved it 1134 50 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By blah blah Today, I tried convincing my husband to spend his day off work with me because we both work a lot, and have almost no time to spend together. His literal response was, “I’d rather pick a shift up at work.” FML I agree, your life sucks 2381 You deserved it 247 19 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By DerrickUhl - United States - Napa Today, I finally turned 21 so my friends and I decided to go to a club. There, I met this hot waitress and we were really hitting it off. I decided to order a drink. She replied with, "No problem, kiddo." FML I agree, your life sucks 25698 You deserved it 6887 100 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Loveless - United States Today, I found out that just because your boyfriend asks you to marry him doesn't mean that he will show up at the wedding. FML I agree, your life sucks 247033 You deserved it 15336 159 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By oh no - Canada - Montreal Today, I went to the grocery store with my boyfriend. I wasn't feeling well so I wasn't paying too much attention to his usual antics. Since he thought I was ignoring him, he decided to grab me roughly by the stomach to give me a hug. I ended up puking right in the middle of the aisle. FML I agree, your life sucks 34362 You deserved it 3438 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By mrs.nerd - United States Today, my husband and I were getting intimate when a notification for a game popped up on his iPad. He immediately shoved me aside so he could take care of his baby dragon. FML I agree, your life sucks 37965 You deserved it 4517 248 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By lolzboss - United States Today, my five year old son decided to move all my stuffed animals I have around the house, into sex positions and massive orgies. What have I been teaching my son lately? FML I agree, your life sucks 16425 You deserved it 46114 165 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By AirOne - United States Today, right after sex, my girlfriend apologized to the neighbor for the screaming. He thanked her for the entertainment. FML I agree, your life sucks 50529 You deserved it 10761 45 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Eugene Today, I got off work early to go home and surprise my girlfriend with lunch, only to come home to her in the middle of packing up all of her stuff. FML I agree, your life sucks 15815 You deserved it 1259 30 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By parishiltonsbff - United States Today, I realized that I know more about Paris Hilton's cervix than how my government is run. FML I agree, your life sucks 8458 You deserved it 40545 60 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By PunkChik27 - United States Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, saying we're too different. His only example? He likes ham and I don't. FML I agree, your life sucks 35033 You deserved it 4448 165 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By MyS3lf - United States Today, I woke up to a strange sound that sounded like a lot of water being poured into a sink. It was actually my father in law using the bathtub as a toilet. He's staying with us, and is showing no signs of leaving any time soon. He thinks this is acceptable behavior. FML I agree, your life sucks 32021 You deserved it 3304 97 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By xmelissadavisx Today, the man sitting next to me on the train looked like he was about to be sick. I quickly handed him the nearest bag I could find, a bag full of my lunch for that day. Safe to say he held nothing back. FML I agree, your life sucks 21483 You deserved it 3527 38 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, my boyfriend called me in the middle of the night and told me he got mugged and was on his way to the hospital. I told him to fuck off because that was a horrible April Fool's joke. He asked if I wanted to talk to the paramedic. I told him to stop bothering me. Turns out it was true. FML I agree, your life sucks 15941 You deserved it 140015 187 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States - Deer Park Today, my mother in-law made dessert. It was a beautiful chocolate cake, chocolate cookies, and every other thing had chocolate in it. I'm deathly allergic to chocolate and she knows this. FML I agree, your life sucks 51563 You deserved it 3669 181 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Trapped. - United States - Birmingham Today, I had planned to break up with my overbearing girlfriend. She went into complete denial mode, bought me a pair of oversized sunglasses and tomorrow we're going ice-skating. Kill me now. FML I agree, your life sucks 46863 You deserved it 11556 139 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By GuillermoCJ - Mexico Today, I was at my girlfriend's house and had to go to the bathroom. While peeing, I had a cough attack. The cough shook my body, making me pee all over my pants. My girlfriend's parents just arrived. FML I agree, your life sucks 28042 You deserved it 4674 54 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By bsulyingb - United States Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "our priorities aren't the same." Her priorities turned out to be getting into my coworker's pants. FML I agree, your life sucks 45477 You deserved it 2971 90 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By thatssickkk - United States Today, my grandmother decided to tell me about her past as a prostitute. In full detail. FML I agree, your life sucks 27386 You deserved it 2698 114 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chiclet - France Today, my boyfriend was talking to me on the land line when his cell phone rang. He told me to wait "two seconds" while he talked to a classmate. Their "two second" conversation lasted ten minutes, and now I can hear the French Open on the TV in background. He forgot he was talking to me. FML I agree, your life sucks 28098 You deserved it 4450 59 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anon - Australia Head in the Clouds Today, my 33-year-old brother told my 10-year-old daughter that clouds are made by factories blowing smoke. My daughter laughed at him and he got upset. He still believed my dad's lie from 25 years ago. FML I agree, your life sucks 7082 You deserved it 642 20 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By privatebathroomneeded - United States - San Francisco Today, I needed to take a dump at school. As soon as I sat down, somebody else walked in. I'm extremely poop-shy, so I was forced to wait for several minutes while they styled their hair and applied makeup. After they left, I breathed a sigh of relief. Then someone else walked in. FML I agree, your life sucks 33762 You deserved it 8017 84 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By YouDontSay - Ireland - Dublin Today, I had sex with a guy I've liked for ages. We were lying in his bed afterwards, and he mumbled the word "happy". I thought it was really sweet, until he repeated himself. "My girlfriend probably won't be too happy about this." FML I agree, your life sucks 37353 You deserved it 6845 108 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By onlyme - United States Today, I was lining a soccer field. I had the entire grid laid out, so I began to paint with a handheld cart. I finished the entire field without looking back once. I forgot to put paint in the cart. I walked around a field for an hour painting with air. FML I agree, your life sucks 16094 You deserved it 64725 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By heycutie - United States - Grand Rapids Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML I agree, your life sucks 42865 You deserved it 7225 87 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Blah - United States Today, I had to go to my son's school for career day, I explained what a banker does and then I asked if anyone had a question, one boy raised his hand and asked "When are all the cool parents gonna come?" FML I agree, your life sucks 58616 You deserved it 6307 77 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Username Tasty! Today, my boyfriend told me the thing that gets him really horny. Apple sauce. FML I agree, your life sucks 34959 You deserved it 5703 195 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By chilegrande - United States Today, I was mugged while on my way to the book store. I'd saved up for months to make a mega-purchase of study materials for my major, only for it to be taken away in a few seconds by some lowlife thug. FML I agree, your life sucks 55166 You deserved it 4529 156 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By EmbarrassedBather Today, while I was showering, someone left a note on the bathroom door that read, "We can all hear you masturbating. Shut the hell up." I don't know what's more embarrassing, that everyone in my house thought I was masturbating or that I was actually singing. FML I agree, your life sucks 1872 You deserved it 314 6 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous Not lovin' it. Today, a kid pulled down my shorts while I was ordering at McDonald's. In my haste to pull them back up, I hit my head on the counter and was knocked out cold. I woke up on the floor, my shorts still around my knees, in a puddle of my own urine. I had peed myself while unconscious. FML I agree, your life sucks 4877 You deserved it 274 33 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By Anonymous - United States Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML I agree, your life sucks 37407 You deserved it 4642 99 Comments Favorite Tweet Share
By julfunky | 29 #7695549 - Wednesday 19 September 2018 0:55 Why are they all busting out laughing before the trash bag even breaks?? Send a private message 1 0 Reply
By Aliya Arapova | 3 #7695871 - Wednesday 19 September 2018 13:18 cos they knew what was going to happen) the bag is too thin for that amount of garbage. I also heard Russian bad language here)) Send a private message 0 0 Reply
By julfunky | 29 #7695549 - Wednesday 19 September 2018 0:55 Why are they all busting out laughing before the trash bag even breaks?? Send a private message 1 0 Reply
Reply Aliya Arapova | 3 #7695871 - Wednesday 19 September 2018 13:18 cos they knew what was going to happen) the bag is too thin for that amount of garbage. I also heard Russian bad language here)) Send a private message 0 0 Reply
Today, I got home from work a few hours early to find my mum cheating, right in the middle of the act. So much for a nice afternoon off. FML I agree, your life sucks 721 You deserved it 51 4 Comments
Today, barely able to pay rent while working 3 jobs, I decided to give in to the idea of making online sex work photos and videos. Everyone else seems... I agree, your life sucks 884 You deserved it 310 6 Comments