Intimacy: Priorities

Priorities

By Forever sad - 06/10/2011 00:55 - United States

Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML

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You deserved it 4 642

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By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

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You deserved it 198

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

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You deserved it 4 649

By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

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You deserved it 37 513

By girlsx2mom - 31/08/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

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You deserved it 7 864

By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

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You deserved it 8 125

Time to ditch

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 19:58 - Czech Republic - Prostejov

Today, I'm worried senseless over my mom who's in hospital in an induced coma due to COVID-19, and my boyfriend complains that I don't want to have sex with him as often as he wants. FML

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You deserved it 165

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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You deserved it 3 423

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 756

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

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You deserved it 20 688

By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 216

KatieHoof345 12

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:33

Aw ); I'm sorry to hear about your mom. Btw OP, your boyfriend is a heartless ass. You deserve better!!

NoNotTheFace 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:42

"You know what else might not live much longer? This relationship."

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hateevryone 14

Thursday 6 October 2011 20:16

your man is a heartless piece of shit. you need to dump that loser. ASAP!!!!!!

GraceKathryn97 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 21:14

What a JERK!!!

yankfan89 27

Thursday 6 October 2011 21:33

OP sorry to hear about your mother but you need to dump that insensitive asshole ASAP

cjobrien7 2

Thursday 6 October 2011 21:55

Guys are always extremely hard too

Sgomez95 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 22:30

What an asshole. I'd break it off

funny_girly1 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 22:38

I'm really sorry about your mom! Feel better :)

TheBoss47_fml 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 22:43

How dose that even work

sssmilex3 0

Thursday 6 October 2011 23:14

im sorry about your mom /: gooodluck! :]

Carriiee_fml 3

Thursday 6 October 2011 23:58

Sorry About Your Mum.. Must Be Heartbreaking.. You dont need him making it worse.. Dump him or give him a warning!

roxseagirl 4

Friday 7 October 2011 1:43

I'm so sorry about your mom, but you need to dump your so called boyfriend; he has no heart

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Today, it's my birthday, and I had one to many and my best friend and my boyfriend had to take me home. We went back to my apartment and all squeezed together in my bed. During the night I got sick and spent the rest of the night on the bathroom floor. Later I found out that they'd fucked in my bed. FML

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Today, I got stuck in an elevator. The help-line told me, "Don't touch the door. We'll be there soon". Two hours later, I had a headache, my legs were stiff, and my date must've thought I stood her up. The tech finally arrived, pries the door open, then rudely asked, "Why didn't you do that yourself?" FML

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Today, a woman accused me of bullying her son, and said that she is going to get me fired. Her son is a 27-year-old teacher at my school, whom I disciplined for showing up drunk. FML

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You deserved it 2 652

Today, my fiancée broke up with me because of an argument about a printer. FML

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You deserved it 6 120

Today, I finally decided to go Christmas shopping. It's only once I arrived that I realized that I had forgotten my wallet. FML

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Today, I was fired for "blatant, inexcusable racism". My boss had asked me which website background I preferred for our company, and I said that white backgrounds are usually best. He thinks that I believe in white supremacy, and that's bad for the company's image. FML

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Today, my boyfriend and I were in our room getting hot and heavy. As he was entering me, he started making electronic whirring sounds. Once inside, he said in a robotic voice, "Initiating launch sequence in 3... 2... 1..." and began thrusting as fast as possible. FML

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You deserved it 9 537

Today, the essay-writing guy I met on Facebook Messenger who I paid $200 to do my research paper gave me a paper unrelated to the topic. It’s due at midnight tonight. It’s a 8-page long assignment. He blocked me on Facebook. Goodbye graduation. FML

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