Intimacy: Priorities

Priorities

By Forever sad - 06/10/2011 00:55 - United States

Today, I learned that my mother might not live much longer. My boyfriend, instead of showing compassion asked me, "We're still having video chat sex, right?" FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 791

You deserved it 4 642

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By Becca Velveeta - 26/10/2019 14:00

Today, my mother's boyfriend sent me pictures of my mom sucking him off. FML

I agree, your life sucks 3 234

You deserved it 198

By Anonymous - 07/02/2015 11:51 - United States - Desoto

Today, hours after being turned down for sex, I woke up to my boyfriend sitting at the computer, jacking off to a picture of my deceased mom. FML

I agree, your life sucks 55 751

You deserved it 4 649

By Anonymous - 23/02/2012 20:25 - United States

Today, my mom tried to give me the sex talk, while I was mounting my boyfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 811

You deserved it 37 513

By girlsx2mom - 31/08/2011 06:24 - United States

Today, my boyfriend wouldn't have sex with me because he doesn't want his mom "watching from heaven." FML

I agree, your life sucks 37 718

You deserved it 7 864

By liz1234 - 23/03/2009 00:11 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. His mom called to him from the next room telling him dinner would be ready soon, he needed to move his car, etc. They had a 5 minute conversation...while he was still inside me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 66 199

You deserved it 8 125

Time to ditch

By Anonymous - 20/02/2021 19:58 - Czech Republic - Prostejov

Today, I'm worried senseless over my mom who's in hospital in an induced coma due to COVID-19, and my boyfriend complains that I don't want to have sex with him as often as he wants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 536

You deserved it 165

By ohgod... - 02/04/2012 02:18 - Canada - Magog

Today, while my boyfriend and I were getting intimate, he called me "Mom." FML

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You deserved it 3 423

Knock next time please

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 21:32 - India

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend. I was about to suck his dick when my mom walked in. FML

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You deserved it 755

By Anonymous - 04/03/2010 10:06 - United States

Today, my mom walked in on me and my boyfriend having sex. She was completely embarrassed (as was I) and she flew out of the room. My boyfriend, on the other hand, still wanted to finish. FML

I agree, your life sucks 12 395

You deserved it 20 687

By anonbob - 08/07/2011 01:28 - New Zealand

Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML

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You deserved it 3 216

KatieHoof345 12

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:33

Aw ); I'm sorry to hear about your mom. Btw OP, your boyfriend is a heartless ass. You deserve better!!

NoNotTheFace 8

Thursday 6 October 2011 8:42

"You know what else might not live much longer? This relationship."

Comments

auddylynne 0

Thursday 13 October 2011 5:42

Omg dump him! **** that.

TwistedRose 0

Friday 14 October 2011 5:47

Get a new bf...what a dick! Sorry to hear about ur mom tho. :(

darthrawn 0

Friday 14 October 2011 9:57

Isn't he your ex boyfriend now?

Knarf_fml 10

Saturday 15 October 2011 15:53

Sorry to hear about your Mom! However, your boyfriend's a real Dick dumb him, FAST!

circom101 0

Wednesday 26 October 2011 12:50

you deserve way better. sorry about you're mom. hope everything is alright.

jeff1900 0

Thursday 27 October 2011 7:38

so sorry to hear that. hope she gets better

withered 30

Monday 14 November 2011 16:33

Dump him as fast as you can... What a ******* retarded morron...

nightwolf1997 6

Friday 6 January 2012 23:46

What a dick... And WTF is video chat sex anyway?

moodyreallyrocks 27

Wednesday 25 January 2012 16:08

Wow, how sad....

Coffeebang 17

Tuesday 7 February 2012 6:07

Wtf

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Today, it's been a week since my mother died. She had no life insurance and was over $20,000 in debt, plus her hospital/funeral bills. My father wants nothing to do with me as she was a one night stand and he never paid child support. I'm behind on rent and bills because I'm injured from work. Thanks for nothing, mom. FML

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You deserved it 143

Today, I discovered my boyfriend's spider-infested shed where I refused to set foot, where he is constantly fixing the mower, bikes, or his car, is actually just a sound recording of power tools he plays so I won’t go down and disturb him. He has a TV, an Xbox, and a fridge in there. FML

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You deserved it 548

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Today, after I ran and just caught the train home after work, it took me 4 stops to realise I had driven to work that day. FML

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You deserved it 893

Today, in the process of leaning over the sink to close the drain so my diamond earrings wouldn't fall in as I put them on, I dropped my diamond earring down the drain. FML

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You deserved it 707

Today, whilst working at Subway, I took an order for 6 footlongs. The entire process took 15 minutes due to the customer's hesitant and glacial pace. When it came to paying, he pulled out his wallet, looked inside, looked at me, and walked quickly out of the store. FML

I agree, your life sucks 93 553

You deserved it 4 922

Today, at a funeral, I'd told my autistic son it would be over at 11:30. By 11:33 he was loudly complaining the funeral should be over, and could we leave because he was bored. I had to drag him out, still loudly complaining about the time, while 50 relatives glared absolute daggers at us. FML

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You deserved it 354

Today, I blew Christmas out of my nose. Out of one nostril came thick green mucus, and out of the other, thick red blood. Let the holiday season begin. FML

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You deserved it 138

Today, I was washing the dishes at work. I had to pee really bad but first I wanted to finish the dishes. A coworker jumped out from behind the ice machine. I screamed like a girl and pissed my pants. FML

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You deserved it 5 618