Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
Tell him "Well I guess it runs in the family then, huh?"
CoconutMuffin 5
Oh my god! What a dick! Where does he think you "got it" from!!
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Comments (123)
brunettegurly 0
well you got it from your parents so it's not your fault
KaanTech 0
op cant blame her father for telling the tasteless truth sorrry op i m sorry for you
5t3ff1k4h 47
Truth? What if OP isn't actually ugly? It's not necessarily true, you know.
Danni_04 13
No-one can define ugly, the OP may actually look quite nice, but may be considered ugly in their fathers eyes, though that is a bit messed up.
staymintyfresh 13
but most likely is ugly
5t3ff1k4h 47
Just because you're insecure about yourself does not mean everyone else around you must be ugly. Way to try to overcompensate. If we're all ugly (see above thread) then so are you; we're all human beings and look similar to one another. There's no way to tell whether OP is actually ugly or not, and since being ugly is subjective (meaning whether a person "is" or "isn't" depends on the other person's opinion rather than fact) your point has no value. Go attention-seek somewhere else, please.
ShammyGirl 0
my mom is like that too
mariahjoomeh 0
Today's ass hat award goes to your father. Sorry OP.
KittyJay 3
well... the apple doesn't fall far from the tree young grasshopper... :)
parxxx 0
awww that sucks just tell him 'it's your fault you are more ugly Dad!'
xk75 4
nah 26 there's an ass for every seat.
ashleii2010 0
that's just rude :/
FlyPhoenix 0
OP your dad is a jerk!
gettingbetter20 4
whatwere thinking, being ugly?
gettingbetter20 4
(kidding of course) I'm certain your not ugly, your father is obviously a lot uglier than you inside