Today, my father decided to "prepare" me for the real world by telling me that I'm ugly. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my parents I wanted to try modelling. I thought that since I have such a low self-esteem, that it might benefit me, and make me feel better about myself and how I look. The first thing out of my dad's mouth was, "What? Why? You're ugly." Thanks dad. FML
Today, my grandfather told me that I was ugly. When my mom found out, she said that, "Old people are allowed to tell the truth." FML
Today, I talked to my father for the first time in several years. I proudly told him that I have been attending Beauty School. He looked me up and down and said, "Doesn't look like you've learned much." FML
Today, I was at a restaurant when I heard a young girl telling her father she didn't think she was pretty. When I got up to leave, I walked past her table and told her she was beautiful. Her dad then punched me in the face. FML
Today, my drunk dad told me I'm smart enough that any guy could overlook the fact that I'm fat, but not smart enough that they could overlook how ugly I am. Gee, thanks. FML
Today, feeling very self-conscious about my looks, I told my mom I felt ugly and wished I could be as beautiful as her. She only said, "Yeah, I'm pretty, I wonder what happened to you." FML
Today, my mom and dad were talking about how if I lost weight, I would be attractive and have guys all over me. My dad said, “That’s exactly what I’m worried about.” It took me a while to realize they both think I’m ugly. FML
Today, my dad stopped me mid-sentence and said he wanted to punch me in the face and set me on fire for using the word "selfie". FML
Today, my dad told me that I'm a weak and negative person because I suffer from depression and anxiety, then he told me to just snap out of it. FML
Today, I asked my mom if I was ugly. She said, "Ask your girlfriend." I said I didn't have one. She said "Exactly." FML
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Top comments
Zmeilerr 22
Tell him "Well I guess it runs in the family then, huh?"
CoconutMuffin 5
Oh my god! What a dick! Where does he think you "got it" from!!
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Comments (123)
lackofpotatoes 0
ugly bitches be trippin, it's just the truth get used to it. being a ugly woman is like being a man, you'll have to work.
blanquito 1
copying Daniel tosh? be more original
yellowstar2442 0
haha that's why your icon pic is a circle with a line thru it...
SkyHiLyfe_808 0
Oh my. That's rough.
hiyourcute 0
Aww don't listen to him! He's just trying to toughen you up, but I'm sure you're beautiful:)
Lolpizza_fml 0
in the future never ask your dad anything! and dont listen to dads! sometimes they will say things they dont mean in a fit of rage.
pedobear123 0
it's ok young one ;)
lackofpotatoes 0
she obviously older then 7 if she's on fml, might want to go to a different site.
hiyourcute 0
Just trying to boost self esteem, sorry if it offends you...
thatonename 7
not if op is fugly. it'll be a pretty quite house then...
bekster88 3
What a prick.
italianbby 11
Harsh.. Become really rich then!
jess6blondie9 3
Or be a good person with a great personality? Looks and money aren't everything, darling.
thatonename 7
no, just everything that matters. p.s. ^ that's a joke.
insects4u 0
your not ugly the worlds just better looking then you that's all. work with it
Zacisaurus 3
haha awesome!
invicta8926 0
Now go get a great job and make lots of money and rub it in his face!
TalkinSmack 6
did u ask him if his parents prepared him for the real world by telling him he's stupid?