Today, while I thought my brother was playing with my new phone, he was actually texting a bunch of my friends that I have chlamydia. He deleted his texts so I wouldn't see them, and I spent a half-hour trying to figure out why I kept getting texts of shock and sympathy. We're both in our 20's. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I wrote a text to the guy I've had a crush on for two years. I typed "hey" and put my phone down, not ready to send it. A little while later, I heard it buzz. The reply said "Um... what?" Apparently my sister had added "I'm a shitty prostitute" to my text and sent it. FML
Today, my little brother left the house with my phone by accident. He called from his school to ask for my password so he could access his email. When he got home and gave me my phone back, while closing the open apps, my photo gallery was open. When I clicked on it, my naked selfie was open. FML
Today, my "friend" thought it'd be absolutely hilarious to use my phone to text my girlfriend, bragging that I'd found a new "slampiece" and that she's "fukcin dumpd". Now I'm single, her dad keeps making threatening calls to me, and nobody will even listen to my side of the story. FML
Today, a girl I recently slept with messaged me, explaining through a rendition of "Call Me Maybe" that she'd given me chlamydia. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend cheated on me by testing myself for STIs/STDs and got a positive result for chlamydia. FML
Today, I was chatting to my brother on Skype. Out of the blue, and just as I read the punchline to a hilarious joke, he said his girlfriend had been cheating on him. I couldn't stifle my side-splitting laughter, and he's been ignoring my calls since. FML
Today, I confessed my feelings to the guy I've been seeing. He confessed that he gave me chlamydia. FML
Today, I came home to find my brother making out with my girlfriend while taking a selfie. FML
Today, my sister and I have been in a prank war. She spammed my phone with dozens of random dick pics from the internet. My boyfriend saw and accused me of cheating. Now he won’t talk to me, and my sister won’t help me explain things. Guess she won. FML
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Top comments
funktown 2
why are u on fml and not plotting ur revenge?
RileyL29 0
I would send out a mass text that if anyone received anything from you it was a prank your idiot brother was playing.
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Comments (53)
samilyjo101908 0
that SUCKS.
tbonea1990 0
good prank and its always funny
SOILEDIT 51
...no, not when you're the victim.
melt_fml 0
did you mention your ages so we would think his actions were immature?
Rane_Jade23 0
My brother would do the same thing to me!! Haa.
SleepOnStones 5
Lol that is something I would do to one of my siblings or cousins! Your bro rocks!!!!! Haha but keep your phone away from him from now on.
PinkBeatdown 0
that's something me and my siblings would do to each other :)
haleigh311 0
ha! get him back.
PenguinLover32 0
ah that sucks ha
DeadlikeaPixel 5
Don't let your brother use your phone then? lol...
SOILEDIT 51
He probably took it without the OP's permission.
Tressa1982 18
Dude! what. a. bitch.