Death, Cats and Animals: Poor old Raymond…

Poor old Raymond…

By LJ. - 13/03/2009 02:20 - United States

Today, my mother finally had her beloved Siamese cat cremated. The cat has been dead for over a week and she has been keeping it on her bed, stroking its fur and saying, "She looks like she's sleeping" and "She's so cold." To top it all off, she's been calling me by the cat's name for three years. FML

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By Cat Ashes - 05/12/2013 05:18 - United States - Dewitt

Today, I received an unexpected package from my mother. It contained my cat's ashes. Apparently he died 3 weeks ago and she thought this was the best way to tell me. FML

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By catfriend - 06/05/2014 05:42 - United States - Salida

Today, my husband's cat died. He has resorted to calling me by her name to comfort himself. FML

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By Birthday girl - 06/01/2013 05:59 - United States - Wahpeton

Today, was my birthday. Today was also the day that my mom's cat died four years ago. She was too busy crying and looking at old photos of her beloved cat to even wish me a happy birthday. FML

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Fatal decision

By juliette - 07/02/2015 05:13 - United States - Astoria

Today, my mom called me an attention seeker and threw a bitch fit because my cat "decided" to die on her birthday. FML

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By jnr1234 - 20/06/2012 02:15 - United States - Princeton

Today, I was sent a letter by the vet, saying my cat was late for her yearly checkup. My cat died last week and I'd had her cremated by the same people who had sent the letter. FML

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Her happy place

By RIP - 26/01/2024 13:00 - United States

Today, my 21-year-old cat, who has learned when I go to bed and waits in my bedroom for me every night, was waiting for me as usual last night. She got on top of me and I fell asleep pretty fast. When I woke up, she was still there, so I decided to wait until she moved. It took me an hour to realize she'd died. FML

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Fur babies

By Sad cat owner - 25/01/2024 08:00 - United States

Today, I've been trying to adopt a cat with little success since my last one died. My other cat, who had grown attached to him when she realized he was dying, has been lazier and more prone to seeking attention than before since he passed away. I now know cats can suffer from depression. I feel bad now. FML

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By izu - 16/09/2011 05:40 - United States

Today, my mom decided to only speak to me through our pet cat. FML

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By Fmycatslife - 26/07/2009 23:18 - United States

Today, I got my cat stuffed after her death. I brought her home and set her down by my couch. I guess my dog thought it was a new chew toy. FML

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Alas, poor Tiddles

By SonOfACatKiller - 19/09/2019 08:00 - United States - Juno

Today, my mom asked me to pull out the load of laundry she'd stuck in the dryer. Instead of clothes, I pulled out my dead cat. FML

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Friday 13 March 2009 9:52

Your mom is crazy. SRSLY.

0___0 9

Friday 13 March 2009 10:02

Ewww. I remember moderating this one, I pressed yes to see what people would comment. Lol, that's soooo creepy.

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Jack_Of_Spades 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 10:22

That's incredibly disturbing... Where does she keep the ashes? Hope she doesn't carry them around with her...

ohwowthatsucks25 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 15:51

oh god. i thought crazy cat ladies weren't supposed to have children?

Lazyninja420 0

Sunday 15 March 2009 21:46

wow, and i thought my mom was crazy

trisarahtops 0

Monday 16 March 2009 2:29

wow wtf! your mom needs help! and don't worry, my dad always mixes up my dog, my mom and my names.

annis_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 3:59

That sounds pretty scary. I think your mother needs help.

Sassfactory 0

Monday 16 March 2009 4:37

That is terrifying. Don't let her near you if you know you're dying.

Tikal_fml 0

Monday 16 March 2009 16:04

Sounds like your mother is one of those good old crazy cat ladies.

goodnesssss 0

Tuesday 17 March 2009 16:01

THAT'S ****** UP.

latina_bonita 0

Wednesday 18 March 2009 3:13

wtf.... get some meds for that....

earwig12 1

Thursday 19 March 2009 21:00

OH GOD YOUR MOTHER TERRIFIES ME

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