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By Anonymous - 15/11/2013 20:30 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, I found out that my roommate secretly edited a paper I wrote and recently turned in, so that it repeatedly refers to the famed author "Kneel Gayman." I'm positive that's not how it's spelled. FML

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By F- Forever - 03/10/2017 16:00

Today, out of spite, I wrote "Ms. Piggy" instead of my professor's actual name in the heading of my essay. Guess what I forgot to do before turning it in. FML

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By Whoops - 03/09/2009 20:28 - United States

Today, I discovered the guy that sits next to me in class is actually a girl. Not only is that bad, but we had to write a paper about each other. I used the words "him" and "he", and read it to the whole class. FML

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By kickout - 11/07/2021 19:59

Today, after I'd being sick all day, my boyfriend volunteered to do my very long sociology paper. I was later notified by my professor that the paper I'd submitted was completely plagiarized. FML

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By Noname - 21/02/2009 21:43 - United States

Today, I got an email from my professor with my grade for a paper. It said, "Solid writing, but you should have proofread your final draft more carefully." In a moment of annoyance, I typed in the reply box, "God should have proofread your FACE more carefully." My elbow hit the send button. FML

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By pissed_off_girl - 01/04/2013 02:59 - United States - Falls Church

Today, I had to proof-read a terrible paper containing a bunch of mistakes. It took me 4 hours and I didn't eat dinner until I was done. His response when he got it back was, "What the fuck did you do to my paper?! You bitch!" FML

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By oh dang /: - 25/05/2011 11:34

Today, I turned in an essay after staying up late to work on it. I was away when the teacher assigned it, so I'd asked my friend what the subject was. It transpires that she'd given me the wrong one, all because she was mad at me for not returning her pencil. FML

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By shaifox96 - 17/04/2015 03:34 - Canada - Saint Catharines

Today, I received a terrible grade for an essay I worked really hard on. I had two friends, one being an English major, check it over. However, apparently I "clearly didn't use spellcheck" on this essay just like the last one I submitted to her. FML

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By natural selection i guess - 09/12/2016 09:02

Today, I found out why my biology class TA, who takes the class alongside the other students, was always so eager to collect my work. Turns out, she's been erasing my name on my papers and writing hers in all semester. My failing final grade has already been finalized. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 10:09 - United Kingdom

Today, I turned in an overdue English assignment at college. My instructor accused me of plagiarism, writing that my sentence structure was "TO" good. Seriously? FML

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By Anonymous - 04/05/2014 18:57 - United States

Today, I met up with my group for class. We were doing some final checks on the project we've been working on all semester, when I realized something about one guy's work seemed off. I googled it and found out it's almost completely plagiarized. It's all due in the morning. FML

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DocBastard 38

Friday 15 November 2013 23:05

"My roommate secretly edited a paper" obviously means "I wrote this bullshit while drunk off my ass".

Sockturtle 17

Friday 15 November 2013 23:05

Why does your roommate have access to papers you write?

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beaverteaser 16

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:07

well if the persons gay who you turned it into, you might get a better grade

neuroticallyyour_fml 17

Saturday 16 November 2013 0:39

Oh yes, because it has the word 'gay' in it they'll look upon it favorably. *facepalm*

worldclassrager 39

Saturday 16 November 2013 2:12

Hope you passed...now you know to lock your computer...

kurodansei 16

Saturday 16 November 2013 3:29

FYL but you have good taste in reading material.

EvilLittleMan 23

Saturday 16 November 2013 3:45

Not sure why people do stupid shit like that.

havok87 11

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:02

Neil Gaiman should kick his ass!

djsammyc 19

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:27

neil gaiman he wrote the book coraline and I love it

Ray_of_midnight 22

Saturday 16 November 2013 5:53

Sounds like it wasn't a Good Omen....

ccdude14 4

Saturday 16 November 2013 6:23

Kudos for reading Neil Gaiman. I have loved all his stuff. Sandman being my favorite.

strangeite 4

Saturday 16 November 2013 6:50

I'm jealous that you get to write papers referencing Neil Gaiman

FlameFlash 3

Saturday 16 November 2013 6:58

It's Neil Gaiman I think xD

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