Today, my boyfriend and I took a late night drive, and after a while he stopped at a gas station and asked if I wanted anything. I replied, "Guess." He came out and gave me a box of tampons. Apparently, I've been bitchy. FML
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Today, during my boyfriend's family reunion, I started my period but didn't have any tampons. I asked my boyfriend to ask his mom if she had any. I sat on the toilet waiting, then heard him loudly ask his whole family, "Does anybody have a tampon my girlfriend can have?" FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me how women could urinate with a tampon in. FML
Today, on the way out to buy groceries, my boyfriend asked if I'd like him to buy some of my favourite flowers. Happy with his rare show of affection, I said yes. When he returned, he gave me a bag of our usual brand of flour and laughed hysterically in my face. FML
Today, as he was going out, I asked my father if he stop by the store and buy some tampons for me and toilet paper for the house, because we have been out for the last 5 days. He came home with a 30-pack of beer and cigarettes instead. I just started my time of the month and we have no more money. FML
Today, while I was at my boyfriend's house, I got my period. About an hour after I told him, he impatiently said, "Is it over yet?" FML
Today, I went to the store to pick up some feminine products. As I was paying, the male cashier looked at me sympathetically and asked if it was my girlfriend's time of the month. I'm a girl and was buying them for myself. FML
Today, while in the store with my kids, they wanted to buy tampons because I am "getting cranky, and it should be that time of the month." FML
Today, my boyfriend asked me to pick up a few things from the store for him while he was at work. After picking up everything he asked for, I wasn't left with much money so I used $50 from my account. When he got home he then grumbled about me spending all of "his" money. FML
Today, my boyfriend decided to gift me soap, a razor, and deodorant for my birthday. FML
Today, I called my boyfriend and asked if he wanted to come watch a movie. He seemed eager, until I said I needed the company because my period had started. He then went dead silent, waited a few seconds before starting to fake-snore, then hung up on me. FML
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starlalove 0
:D He's really funny!
jennikins 0
at least he isn't afraid to buy you tampons, most boyfriends would find that awkward.
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Comments (230)
Luvmehateme292 0
Ha! At least he has the balls to walk into a gas station and buy a box of tampons with no girl in sight! I don't know any guys that would do that!
hochrote 0
I'm guessing you were hinting to condoms... Unless you were just being a bitch and snapping at him right then. =P
ohyess909 0
comments talk for themselves
TWEWY 0
That's actually kind of nice of him, I guess XD
Poilo_fml 0
Apparentley you are
hateevryone 15
you should have shove those tampons up his ass
sweetalicious 1
that's an epic win for him :) ydi for being bitchy!
DonovanRiddick 6
How rude of him
FAYUL12345100 3
How could he have known what you wanted?
arielzbkny 0
Why did u answer "I guess"? Why didn't u tell him exactly what u want? That ur fault 4 him gettin u the tampons u weren't specific.