Planned assault

By Anonymous - 09/11/2020 08:03

Today, my boyfriend thought it would be wise to joke that we needed to postpone our reunion for another week. We haven't seen each other for almost 4 months, due to events out of our control. He thinks he's funny. He'll get punched when we do see each other again. FML
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Rsonicgamer_fml 6

"My boyfriend has a sense of humour. I want to physically assault him for that. FML"?!

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voltroz 18

And the punch ends the relationship. Chill sis!

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voltroz 18

And the punch ends the relationship. Chill sis!

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Rsonicgamer_fml 6

"My boyfriend has a sense of humour. I want to physically assault him for that. FML"?!

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coius 23

If thats how you handle a little delay, you don’t deserve him and more like eff *HIS* life. Why do you think what he said is deserving of domestic abuse? If anything that guy needs to run away, quick if this is how you solve a little disappointment. I hope your tubes are tied, you shouldn’t have kids. I’d be afraid you’d body slam them for cherios on the floor at the age of 1.5 years old

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lateralligator 12

my guess is he is going to dump you and is delaying it

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alex_jaguara 32

If by punch you mean a light one in the shoulder or in the chest, ok. But if it's not, sounds abusive.

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lev 11

now he'll want to delay the reunion even more because he reads FML

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jc1015 25

someone needs to lighten up...it was a joke for ****'s sake

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