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By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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Today, I swerved off the road and hit a tree in order to avoid hitting a dog that came out of nowhere. Don't worry, I didn't hit him. The person behind me did, though. FML

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By Username - 15/05/2011 06:42 - United States

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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cavalos94 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:45

yeah poor turtle

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Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:48

Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.

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jayellef 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:15

I once pulled over and saved a turtle from the highway. good for you for trying. not sure how your insurance company will feel about it.

krysxkatastrophe 14

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:17

NEVER swerve for an animal!

birdfreak 24

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:18

poor turtle though sometimes when they get runover they don't die

chengy4191 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:19

poor turtle T_T

rhpsfan9 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:20

Was it worth it?

KatieLov3sChu 4

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:20

did the turtle get a proper burial? D:

rhpsfan9 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:20

Was it worth it?

seeunexttuesdays 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:20

f the turtles life.....

StopDropNRoll 11

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:21

He didn't want his car to get hurt so he moved out the way. Too bad it backfired :(

4everFastpitch5 2

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:22

thats so sad! :(

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