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By turtle - 12/07/2011 13:26 - United States

Today, I saw a turtle on the road so I swerved, and hit a tree. The people behind me then hit the turtle. FML

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By newly passed, newly grassed - 06/12/2014 17:04 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

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By JulieClaire - 11/03/2011 01:44

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By Anonymous - 10/10/2010 04:29 - United States

Today, I swerved to miss hitting a kitten, over-corrected, hit and killed the cat, and totaled my truck by hitting a parked car. FML

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By riddick0846 - 12/12/2010 07:29 - United States

Today, I accidentally ran over a squirrel on the road. I was late for work so I didn't stop. Later, someone keyed the word PETA into the side of my car. FML

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cavalos94 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:45

yeah poor turtle

zekecastro 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:48

Franklin!!!! you will be missed in kiddy shows. R.I.P Franklin.

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luis420 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:58

I like turtles but love shelby Ducker :) 4810 :)

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

Is the turtle okay?

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

Is the turtle okay?

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:04

Why the hell is your stupid comment up here three times?

BIEBERSLAYER 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:09

ok troll chill out we get it.

je_suis_fml 11

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:47

Ok 56, we get it!

seeunexttuesdays 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:03

yah he's fine, just dead.

seeunexttuesdays 6

Thursday 21 July 2011 19:05

ok idk why that comment went through three times

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

Is the turtle okay?

SuckItTrolls 7

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

Is the turtle okay?

kendallhi 9

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:59

SAVE THE TURTLES!!!

YummiGummi 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:00

MR TURTLE :,[

Sunny_Eclipse 6

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:00

Talk about the worst day ever.

iSurf_fml 8

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:01

Eh, you tried, karma can be good.

ashley3610 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 19:01

awww poor turtle :(

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