Health, Weird, Religion and Parents: People's mad beliefs

People's mad beliefs

By Anonymous - 25/04/2022 08:00 - Australia

Today, my fanatical Christian stepfather told me that my genetic illness is a result of demon possession, and that I'd be cured if I allow his church to perform a "healing prayer demon expulsion" on me. FML

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Monday 25 April 2022 15:05

Ask him if they'd do a "healing prayer boot expulsion" after you stick yours up his ass?

SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 26 April 2022 5:13

Healing prayer boot expulsion sounds like a great album name.

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RichardPencil 30

Monday 25 April 2022 15:05

Ask him if they'd do a "healing prayer boot expulsion" after you stick yours up his ass?

SirEnigM0nk 22

Tuesday 26 April 2022 5:13

Healing prayer boot expulsion sounds like a great album name.

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Thursday 28 April 2022 23:31

Do it do it do it and report back to us please

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