Animals: Today, in my early morning haze, I tried to find the setting... - FML

By MeowApp - 01/02/2017 10:00 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, in my early morning haze, I tried to find the setting on my phone that would stop my cat meowing for his breakfast. FML

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GhostFox 33

Wednesday 1 February 2017 0:37

This is actually kind of cute. (And you could technically make such an option, if you made/bought a remote controlled cat food dispenser and an app to activate it.)

ber4fun 23

Wednesday 1 February 2017 0:09

There are no buttons but going to the kitchen and filing its bowl usually works.

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ber4fun 23

Wednesday 1 February 2017 0:09

There are no buttons but going to the kitchen and filing its bowl usually works.

Soninuva 41

Wednesday 1 February 2017 0:13

Usually. Unless your cat just likes waking you up early.

GhostFox 33

Wednesday 1 February 2017 0:37

This is actually kind of cute. (And you could technically make such an option, if you made/bought a remote controlled cat food dispenser and an app to activate it.)

RichardPencil 30

Wednesday 1 February 2017 1:11

On an iPhone, go to Settings>General>About, everything is there!

Rawrshi 25

Wednesday 1 February 2017 1:47

Did you try installing pussystuffer.exe?

iseebearbears 27

Wednesday 1 February 2017 2:58

Throw the phone at the cat.

alvarny 17

Wednesday 1 February 2017 3:02

you could try asking Siri.

Sertorius 10

Wednesday 1 February 2017 4:56

You find that setting, please be sure to let us know where it is.

clair_brodie 35

Wednesday 1 February 2017 7:39

One time my bf's alarm went off and I was so tired I thought it was mine and proceeded to hand him my jar of ear plugs telling him to turn them off.

Twisted_Angel 17

Wednesday 1 February 2017 14:45

There is an app for that. It's called getting out of bed before Kitty commits murder. There is nothing that can stop that OP. It just gets worse the hungrier they get.

cacheson 41

Wednesday 1 February 2017 20:14

I always get up and feed my cats and then go back to sleep immediately after. It works pretty well.

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