soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
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Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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bigbuttsowhat 0
wow all you did was key his car, you should have just gone the extra mile and shit on his windshield....
xScarletx 0
wow. . .that's pathetic
yungmoolahbaby 0
JANDERSON, pass over whatever you're smokin.
FML_Add1cT 0
maybe a bit overdramatic,,,
razzumfrazzum 0
Now what did you learn?........Dumb braud. I hope he finds out it was you so he can make you pay for the new paint job.
Kristoffer 35
Grow up, bitch.
sosmarmy 0
You go girl! That means your date is available tomorrow, right?
PaulG10 0
i hope hes a rapist. or a murderer. youre a bitch.
mmiikkee 0
Janderson, lick my asshole bitch
Roboy1423 0
U R CRAZY! U need to calm down. Its not tht serious. And how dumb u gotta b to not kno