soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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ohhfunny 0
Wow what a bitch. YDI
lifeislife_fml 0
Crazy, psycho, mental, impulsive, dumb BITCH.
JohnwastheCute1 0
Um, Janderson, 1) It's "Catharine MacKinnon" and 2) Both You and Catharine MacKinnon are idiots.
athos1237 4
I was just thinking . . . soljaboy? maybe it's a guy (sort of) either way, F---ing psycho!
jellyfilled 0
this is why there are calendars.. you know to get dates right?.. oh wait, you dont...
lifeislife_fml 0
Janderson/#312: READ: http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=feminazi
AnotherStranger2 0
I understand forgetting the date, but... keying his car?! WTF.
whon 0
Ya, I agree with #1.
cmac86 24
Did u even think to call or text him? Ydi for jumping off the wagon that fast and that far!
PollySighDevil 0
#1 says it all.... I can't belive this madness!!