soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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greenb0ttlecap 0
i hope you date doesn't read fml
montey 0
Ur a bitch. U deserve a rusty hanger up ur ****** for keying anyones car
CoolWhipFTW 0
u DONT key someones car for standing u up!!!!!!! Dumbass! You can bitch him out but don't scratch the shit out of his car
annahoward 0
you know that phones exist,right.
alexevr1097 0
Pscycho bitch ur a ******* idiot
boundforglorywt 0
YDI for being a **** anyways
pietaco3 0
this is why people own calendars.
14hatemachine 2
sup psycho :)
summerbaby71990 0
unclassy. it was just a date. this is not carrie underwood "before he cheats" status where you key the car because you find out your boyfriend is cheating. not your boyfriend. doesnt look like you should get one either youll probably get mad and murder him.
Dfizzysgurl13 0
Ohhh that sucks