soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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jollyjam1 2
Keying a car over being stood up...you are a loser.
spidergirl040812 0
wow you dont deserve to go on anymore dates EVER!! fhl though meanie!!
sfsdfsf 0
You're a psycho. I don't know why anyone would want to date you.
alexevr1097 0
Hahahaha ur a dumbass becaust not just did u go for a date at the wrong day but also ur user name is soulja boy which def makes u a queer
sfsdfsf 0
And #103 is obviously not only stupid and desperate, but clearly she can't even read. I hate girls like this. I'm so glad I'm not one of them.
stephy_fml 0
Wow sounds like something I would do
yungmoolahbaby 0
cocaine is a hell of a drug
sirmixalot 0
I think JANDERSON is ******* high as hell. Why is it his fault? It's not his fault the girl is ******* retarded and can't remember the date. And don't u think it would get repetitive if everyday before a "date" u had to call and remind someone what day it's on. Seems kinds ridiculous to me!
honkl 0
You desperate little ****!
bigbuttsowhat 0
wow all you did was key his car you should have just gone the extra mile and taken a shit on his windshield you ******.....