soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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Misanthropist 0
You're bat shit crazy. Please never reproduce.
JohnwastheCute1 0
Janderson - Unless the OP was over 107 (89 years from when the law was passed+18 years being the legal voting age) she hasn't suffered any opression seeing as women got the right to vote in August of 1920. And if she is 107 years old well then Kudos for finding a man that can still drive and for being physically capable enough to walk all the way to his car and key it.
RClelland 0
People like you deserve to burn
whosryanlord 0
Mature.
Coffeebean1790 0
Janderson, If men and women are equal, then shouldn't she have half the blame for not calling to confirm the date? Who's setting gender standards now?
sailing 0
bitch.
lmart 0
Lol at number 4.
whosryanlord 0
Btw- janderson Men aren't evil dumbshit. Not everyone on earth is gonna think 'oh I better remind her we have a date tomorrow so the dumb bitch doesn't go on the wrong day and get all upset' And soulja boy has zero talent and does not deserve any attention whatsoever So STFU
halokid5656 0
Hi I'm billy mays here with this magical paint pen it removes scrarches!!! lol
MHB155 0
u can go to court for tht i hope u know this.....and #298, u can take ur steriotypes else where, dont hate men just cause u cant get laid by one