soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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soulsfirefly 8
Get a life. If thinking you're stood up is so bad you go and key a car, you really need other things to do.
beautyisahorse 0
You're crazy!
p_rod_4 0
U are kinda sorta dumb
Illuminator904 0
You're stupid. Plain and simple just for you.
altna 4
Oh OP, this may be FML from your point of view because (I sincerely hope that he knows it was you who did it and) you have to pay for that. You overreacted, you did wrong, YDI.
kaelendra 0
103's either the op or someone just as nuts blaming the guy. I'm a girl you're giving girls a bad rep.
EasilyUnamused 2
I don't think there's gonna be a date tomorrow
dancercuity922 0
crazy bitch
ZuraLasgeon 0
You're a psycho bitch.
nFAMOUS806 0
Psycho!!!!