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Overreaction much?

Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML

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vag_fml 0

you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.

You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.

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I hope he finds out it was you so he can escape your craziness. Jeez.

Your actions were ridiculous. But hey, I guess you'll have something to talk about on your date, ey?

DrumMan1025 0

Wow. No sympathy for you!

You were sitting at the restaurant for an hour and didn't think to pick up the phone and CALL him to ask where he was? Then he could have told you that the date was tomorrow, but instead you just waited there? And even if he had stood you up... instead of doing something much more reasonable, like, I don't know, TELLING him how much of a dick move that was, you keyed his car?!? YDI idiot. I hope he makes you pay for the paint job and then never talks to you again. It's more of an FHL: "Today, I went outside and found that my car had been keyed by the girl that I had a date with. The date was tomorrow. FML." But you? I don't feel sorry for you at all.

Trooth 13

I agree with the many people who called you crazy.

pajamas92 0

I hope you didnt key your name in his car. YDI

D u m b a s s. Amirite

You're an asshole.

knightknight 0

I hope he doesn't read FMLs