soljaboy
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Overreaction much?
Today, I had a date with this guy. I waited at the restaurant for an hour and he didn't show. Thinking he stood me up, I went over to his place and keyed his car. Then I realized the date was for tomorrow. FML
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vag_fml 0
you key over being stood up? you're that desperate and drastic? you shoulda just found someone else, instead you turned into a raving lunatic criminal.
floresntadolecnt 0
You're a loony. But, deny deny deny anyway.
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idfk_wtf 0
Get your mind streight -__-
mattmag 0
this is why i dont date. id rather be alone than potentially exposing myself to psychopaths.
jjjjessica 0
for those who are saying it's a girl... um it could be a guy. and it probably is because of the user name... just a thought ??
sidvoltaire 0
You're a pitiful moron
lovely997 0
physco
bigbuttsowhat 0
i hope that guy knows about fmylife so he can see this than shit all of your ******* spoiled face
masonrocks123 0
hahaha retarded much?
Shortkid95 0
Fukin bitch
athos1237 4
You, Catherine MacKinnon, and # 317 are all psychos. I hope he stands you up tomorrow and moves far away. You're scary and any self respecting man would let you switch teams.
ohwowzers 0
Damn! I would have stood you up too.