Love: Out of place

Out of place

By wowthanks - 11/01/2013 19:37 - United States - Baldwin Park

Today, I was asked out by a friend of mine. He's a doctor and works at a prestigious hospital, so thinking we would eat somewhere special, I got all dressed up. We ended up eating at his hospital's cafeteria, because he gets a small employee discount. FML

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By Hello Nurse - 24/09/2012 04:32 - United States - El Macero

Today, a very attractive man asked me out. I'd have been flattered if I weren't the nurse assigned to his laboring wife. FML

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By MysticSoup - 21/04/2019 22:00 - United States - Carthage

Today, I asked my doctor out on a date. He had his nurse turn me down. FML

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By seriously?! - 11/02/2009 16:51 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going to take me out somewhere special, so I called in sick for work. Turns out he had made reservations for the restaurant I worked at. FML

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Great date night

By Anonymous - 24/03/2022 06:01

Today, a coworker invited me out for a date, totally out of the blue. I had no idea she liked me, but I did my best to impress. She ordered the most expensive steak on the menu, two bottles of wine, and eventually picked up and went home with our waiter. I got the bill. FML

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It was the painkillers, I swear

By laurenh211 - 17/11/2020 17:02 - United Kingdom

Today, my husband came home from the hospital after having painful surgery, so I decided to make him a nice big breakfast. As I was taking it up to him, I heard a message on the phone. It was from one of his nurses. She was accepting his offer of a date. FML

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By anonymous - 01/12/2010 08:30 - United States

Today, my cute coworker begged me to cover his shift tomorrow, and told me that he wanted to take me to dinner to make up for it. I was very excited because I've been crushing on him for a long time. I later overheard him tell his friend that he didn't plan on showing up for our dinner. FML

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Hard no

By unemployable - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, I had an important job interview. The interviewer really seemed to like me. Instead of hiring me, he asked me out on a date. FML

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By awkward - 26/09/2016 21:31 - United States - Oakland

Today, I was out to dinner with a friend I had a crush on. The whole time, he was flirting with the waitress while I was trying to get him to notice me. When we got the check, he looked at her and said, "She's not my girlfriend, I only go out with pretty girls. So, can I have your number?" FML

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By Anonymous - 24/07/2009 09:32 - India

Today, I finally got the courage to ask out the guy I've liked for a long time. He's a cashier at a grocery store. It was about 1am and I was his last customer, everything seemed just right. Just when I was about to ask him to the movies, a drunk girl stumbles in and asks him out. He said yes. FML

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By FriendZone - 03/03/2017 16:00 - United States - Abington

Today, after what I thought was several weeks of flirting with a coworker, I asked her out on a date. She asked if it could be a double date, and I said yes. I brought a friend, she brought her husband. FML

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williamcarter93 13

Saturday 12 January 2013 1:52

Well you might think he would take you somewhere special, but just because he didn't doesn't make him a bad person. There won't be fancy dining and wining all the time. Is he a resident on a smaller salary or fully licensed already? Maybe the man had to be on call later so he couldn't put all the juice into it he wanted to. You never know.

slayertack 19

Saturday 12 January 2013 1:53

I'm sure he has a shitload of medical school student loans to pay off.

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BananerzFresh 12

Saturday 12 January 2013 22:34

He just wanted to show you off to all his co-workers.

looney_mc 4

Saturday 12 January 2013 22:35

No sex then

MichJohn3 3

Sunday 13 January 2013 4:43

lol typical doctor.

Mynameislinh 24

Sunday 13 January 2013 5:16

Just because he's a doctor and works at a nice hospital, doesn't mean you should expect him to go all out on you.

timberwolf408 7

Sunday 13 January 2013 5:56

suck it up princess, maybe go back to dating guys that peaked at high school.

FaygoAndMiracles 18

Sunday 13 January 2013 11:39

If he doesn't say he is taking you somewhere fancy, you shouldn't expect it. He might have debt, or he might be trying to save up for something, or just not over-spend.

Seirye14 11

Sunday 13 January 2013 15:40

Hospital food isn't nearly as bad as everyone says it is. At least, not the stuff in the cafeteria.

taka805 10

Sunday 13 January 2013 17:53

He's eaither either really committed to work or really cheap. The first date is usually the dealmaker or breaker...

Zacham 5

Sunday 13 January 2013 18:22

I've actually heard that doctors are pretty cheap lol.

WonkeyDonkey 10

Sunday 13 January 2013 20:17

Yeah ok he might have student loans to pay back, but he still sounds like a bit of a tightarse to me. The hospital cafeteria was bad enough, let alone him claiming his discount :)