Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML
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Cheesecakee 11
Tell them its time for a nursing home :D
92910bg 4
Send them a rent bill
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Comments (91)
OhhTaylorJade 0
I would have been like: "My house. Gtfo now. "
EliotNess_fml 1
well that's stupid... they should get out not you op
iammenotyoi 4
Lets all go to the old folks home... Cookie for reference
lovemeorhate11 6
Says you...
lovemeorhate11 6
It's people like you that should think before you type...
1000waystofml 0
Thats what they all sAy
i_am_that_one 0
Tell them to go buy to something at the market but lock the door when they leave.
irideiconzx14 4
serve them with an eviction notice
geekstinkbreath 9
Then charge them rent or "forget" to give them back their car keys.
DanielleinDC 34
If the OP hides the car keys, it will be that much harder to get them to go. But I agree--remind them just who owns the house, and if the parents want to be rid of their offspring so much, they are welcome to leave.
zeldaxlove64_fml 0
I like oranges
Adman567 9
Truer words have never been spoken