Today, I overheard my parents planning on how to get me to move out of the house. It's my house. They only came to visit and forgot to leave. FML
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Wild Nights Out
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Today, I went to visit my parents after 4 years of not seeing them. They'd moved without telling me. FML
Today, I found out that the day I moved out of my parents' house, they invited my whole family over and had a party to celebrate the fact that I was gone. FML
Today, I went over to confront my parents about how my siblings always get to visit and all I do when I’m over is work on their house or take care of grandma. My mom was very upset. Then she snuck out with my sister, leaving me to take care of grandma until she got back. FML
Today, after telling my parents just exactly what I thought of them and that I was moving out, the person I was supposed to move in with called to say they'd decided they would rather live alone. FML
Today, I found out my parents' New Year's resolution is to get me to move out. FML
Today, I found out that my over-controlling parents would be moving in next door. I'm almost 23, and moved 5,365 km away to get away from them. FML
Today, since my parents always told me that I was welcome to come home whenever I want or need, I decided to stop by. They'd changed the locks and wouldn't let me in. FML
Today, my parents have separated. I stayed with them, living at home far too long for my own comfort, just to help them keep it together after they lost their remaining parents. Literally the month after I moved out, they decided it wasn't worth it. I now suspect they stayed together only because I still lived at home. FML
Today, marks the third time this month my parents came to visit. I moved 5 hours away to get away from them. FML
Today, my parents were out and about, leaving me alone in the house. They said they would leave some lunch for me. I couldn't find it. After telling them when they got home, my mom got huffy and showed me that it was in a place I would have never thought to look. She then got even more mad when I was annoyed by this. FML
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Cheesecakee 11
Tell them its time for a nursing home :D
92910bg 4
Send them a rent bill
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Comments (91)
Pendragon525 0
How did they "forget to leave"? Don't they have a home already? Or is this like the "Drew Carey Show" and you just took over the mortgage when your parents retired to Florida?
live_2_eat 5
Check on the deeds for your property. Seriously. If they're not that evil and you still legally own your house, get them to leave and change the locks!
chosha_fml 27
Ask how much longer they are planning to visit and if they say they're staying, start discussing rent/contribution to the bills (DON'T BACK DOWN). If you prefer them to just move out, SAY SO. they sound like total moochers.
jennabugforever 0
you should start charging them for rent (: aha
divadro102 16
Opportunists. Tsk tsk
badactor009 0
Users. Kick them to the curb.
PinkFun1969 9
You know what I would do have a party 24/7 have a live band. Move in a few bumbs for awhile. Get a big bouncy Castle.
joek859 4
i would record the lottery drawing on tv, then buy them a lottery ticket with the winning numbers of the recording. and then they leave the house to get the money i would lock them out and never open my doors again.
mantle 0
kick them out... like yesterday...
azertyuiop_fml 0
Move out.... And sell the house