Healthy Lifestyle, Poopoo peepee and Health: Ouch

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By sadface - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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You deserved it 33 012

By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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You deserved it 7 351

By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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You deserved it 14 200

Where am I?

By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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You deserved it 5 038

Give me strength

By wtbfiber - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML

I agree, your life sucks 23 533

You deserved it 6 468

By paulinapo - 28/03/2013 13:52 - United States - Staten Island

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

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You deserved it 2 856

Fighting fit

By AnonThoughts - 24/10/2019 06:00

Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML

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You deserved it 335

By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 553

You deserved it 3 997

By Maddie - 22/03/2011 15:39

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

I agree, your life sucks 26 501

You deserved it 12 940

Always wear camo gear

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 00:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML

I agree, your life sucks 379

You deserved it 332

allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 4 January 2010 12:31

most. intense. shit. ever.

Impromptu_fml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:22

That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.

Comments

rberry_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 11:34

ew how is THAT even possible

helloween_fml 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 17:02

you should stretch before you excercise :D

CRwrestler44 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 19:58

THATS AWESOME!!!!

sciencexgeek 0

Tuesday 5 January 2010 20:05

LMAO at #6

blastvortex 3

Wednesday 6 January 2010 0:45

Perhaps you should've let somebody pull your finger first.

godyourethick 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 2:38

Phwoar, must have been a monster.

shazzam 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 8:35

water. drink more.

shayjanine 0

Wednesday 6 January 2010 10:37

hole new meaning to Larry the cable guys power stool stand up act hahahaha apparently u weren't using it properly bumme dude

paladininwaiting 1

Wednesday 6 January 2010 16:51

#67 LMAO.....funnier than the FML itself.....uncle...HAH!!!!!!

shiichan246 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 5:51

hi david! :3

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Today, my boyfriend's antisocial father actually decided to talk to me. Too bad I couldn't respond, due to the fact that I still had his son's penis in my mouth. FML

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Today, I called Pizza Hut to order a pizza. A voice recording was reading me their specials. The man had a horrible country accent so I began to make fun of it. Then I realized it was an actual person on the line. FML

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Today, I saw selfies of my aunt and her friends on Facebook having a great time. They took the pictures at my mother's funeral last week. FML

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Today, I had three things converge that should never be together: my period, hot doctor, and a colonoscopy. FML

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Today, my roommates gathered together to tell me that they all took turns spitting in my drinks in the fridge, all because I told on them for smoking pot in the apartment. FML

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You deserved it 3 384

Today, as I was pulling out of my apartment complex, I was rear-ended. When I got out of my car to see how bad the damage was, I wondered why the other guy wasn't getting out of his. As it turns out, he was busy pleasing himself. I found out when I approached his car. FML

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