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By sadface - This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff - Australia

Today, I pulled a hamstring by taking a dump. FML

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By clitorasaurus - 21/08/2010 06:09 - Canada

Today, I pulled a muscle in my arm while wiping my butt. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/02/2012 08:40 - United States

Today, I gave myself a hernia while farting. FML

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By BrownDump - 14/05/2011 10:43 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump and I pushed so hard that I got light headed and passed out on the floor. FML

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By Anonymous - This FML is from back in 2016 but it's good stuff - Netherlands - Den Dungen

Today, I fell asleep while taking a dump. At work. FML

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Give me strength

By wtbfiber - This FML is from back in 2012 but it's good stuff - United States

Today, my stomach muscles are still sore from yesterday. Not because I was doing sit-ups or working out or anything, but because I have to work that hard to take a dump. FML

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By paulinapo - 28/03/2013 13:52 - United States - Staten Island

Today, while in a public bathroom, I threw out my back. A stranger had to help me pull up my pants. FML

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By AnonThoughts - 24/10/2019 06:00

Today, my body is so messed up that I pulled a muscle in my side while farting. FML

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By 092492 - 05/03/2011 21:53 - United States

Today, I was finally able to get up and take a shit after being bedridden due to my knee surgery. I had diarrhea and because I can't properly bend my knee, I can't wipe my butt. FML

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By Maddie - 22/03/2011 15:39

Today, I had to take a dump in a box for a stool test. FML

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Always wear camo gear

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 00:00 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, I took a huge shit halfway through my gym workout, one of them half-wet, messy, stuck in your butt hairs. Three rolls and an anus with the feeling of carpet burn later, I proceeded to the bench feeling strong. At the twelfth rep, I sharted, right in my brand new gray pants. FML

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allmidnighteyes 10

Monday 4 January 2010 12:31

most. intense. shit. ever.

Impromptu_fml 0

Monday 4 January 2010 12:22

That'll teach you to build it up. Next time, when nature calls, pick up the phone.

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juddley85 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 14:53

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iSwag 0

Friday 8 January 2010 13:05

Lol The Battle at Porcelain Hill lol I would say FYL but this made too people laugh lol

Nightfire01 0

Friday 8 January 2010 15:14

This is the best FML ever.

theagony123 0

Friday 8 January 2010 18:15

hey its not impossible right.

Gormare 0

Monday 11 January 2010 12:13

"Moar" is actually a childish way of saying "mother" in dannish, lol.

Calicobeard 0

Monday 11 January 2010 20:51

that is epic.

alewares 0

Tuesday 12 January 2010 22:32

Did you reduce your movement speed by 50%?

Kode_Ex 0

Sunday 17 January 2010 19:12

Lolz I know those types of.... battles. but I have never heard of pulling something because of sum one not having teh p0wr... incredible. you really didn't deserve that... but you couldve ate moat wheaties

ryguy997 0

Monday 1 March 2010 7:55

how is that possible?

Miss_gord 0

Tuesday 8 June 2010 7:26

that must have been an epic shit:O

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