Intimacy, Contraception and Work: Oops

Oops

By Hornymuch - 02/11/2012 11:35 - Germany

Today, I realized why it's a bad idea to store your business cards and your "emergency condom" in the same handbag compartment. I realized this after a client watched me miss the cards and pull out the condom after our lunch meeting. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Otherguy - 18/11/2008 07:36 - France

Today, I was at a restaurant with a girl I like, and as I was getting my wallet out, I dropped a condom. She didn't see anything, and I didn't dare pick it up in case I drew attention to the "object". The waiter walked past, picked up, and held it out to me with a huge grin. FML

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Awkward

By Lio - 12/11/2008 05:25 - France

Today, thinking I was being very generous, I lent my jacket to a new co-worker. I guess I should have checked my pockets before I did, I’m not sure that leaving 3 different flavors of condoms in them made a good impression. FML

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By totallyembarassed - 07/07/2012 04:08 - United States - Charlotte

Today, when I went to pay for my groceries, I accidentally handed the cashier a condom instead of my $20. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/03/2009 16:41 - United States

Today, I had just reached in my purse without looking to grab a granola bar when my boss walked in my office. We talked for a few minutes as he kept giving me strange looks and looking at my hand. He left and I realized I hadn't taken a granola bar out, but a tampon instead. FML

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By Brian - 04/05/2009 23:27 - United States

Today, I had my first real meeting with my girlfriend's parents. We had dinner at a pretty upscale restaurant and everything was going great. When the check came, I offered to pay and I stood up to take out my wallet. When I opened it, 3 condoms fell out on the table in front of them. FML

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By NoMoney4Me - 24/09/2012 10:48 - United States - York

Today, I went for a job interview. Before giving me a tour, the manager pointed to my purse and said, "Better leave that in my office." I didn't know why it was safer in her office than on my shoulder, but I complied. Later, I went to buy coffee and discovered that all my cash was missing. FML

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By geena - 27/10/2012 06:42 - United States - Washington

Today, while at work being a waitress, I gave my customer his credit card receipt to sign. Instead of giving him a pen, I pulled a tampon out of my apron pocket and handed it to him. FML

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By houdini - 03/02/2009 00:42 - United States

Today, I went to a fast food restaurant. The guy behind me was a pretty hot latin guy. When I went to pay, my purse fell off the counter. My birth control pills, a condom, 3 super plus tampons and an extra pair of underwear I keep in there for emergencies fell out at his feet. FML

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Flustered

By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 14:00 - United States - Tulsa

Today, I went grocery shopping with my toddler. At the checkout, I realized that I forgot my wallet at home. As I frantically searched my purse, my toddler shouted, "Mommy, do we need this?" and held up a box of condoms she'd grabbed from a nearby shelf. Everyone stared. FML

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Get back

By uncbballwins - 27/04/2011 04:21

Today, after shopping alone at a grocery store, I was taking my groceries back to my car when a kid grabbed one of my bags and ran. Deciding not to risk leaving the rest of my groceries stranded, I didn't chase him. Later, I realized that was the bag my credit card was in. FML

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James64138 26

Friday 2 November 2012 15:37

Well, if he's that kind of client...

MelTheGreat 23

Friday 2 November 2012 15:38

That's some risky business.

Comments

olpally 32

Friday 2 November 2012 16:34

Giggity?? Lol... At least you're being safe... Don't want herpes, that's the gift that keeps on giving...

raraisbang 12

Friday 2 November 2012 18:29

You say "giggity" more than Quagmire.

olpally 32

Friday 2 November 2012 19:37

Get over it... Lol. Giggity! :D

CrazyManNo9 29

Friday 2 November 2012 16:39

Reminds me of the guy that got a tattoo on his dick reading LOL. She wasn't impressed until she saw that when erect it read Lewis, Oliver and Lowell.

glittercookies 12

Friday 2 November 2012 16:44

Abortion clinics want you to practice safe sex.

w0rk3rj4ck 14

Friday 2 November 2012 16:47

well, maybe she has an unusual business card which feels like a condom wrapper.

chellyX92 8

Friday 2 November 2012 16:49

You know what, good for you for being safe. Never hurts except in this situation. Hopefully no one was offended.

Cainicide 5

Friday 2 November 2012 16:52

Well, that escalated quickly. "Let's get down to business..." -pulls out a condom-

perdix 29

Friday 2 November 2012 16:54

Maybe he could become a client for your moonlighting career ;)

Enslaved 36

Friday 2 November 2012 16:56

Hopefully you were able to play it off like it was a lollipop candy-- only missing its stick. ;)

SilentScreamer 12

Friday 2 November 2012 16:59

Never mix business and pleasure.

oomph_fml 25

Friday 2 November 2012 17:19

Assuming your client has a sense of humor, I'm sure they had a good laugh about your mishap later on. Probably a sign that you should find a better place for that emergency condom.