Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, my family staged an intervention and demanded I go to rehab. Why? My mom found 'drug papers' in my car. It was a receipt from a routine drug screening for my job. It was also over two years old. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, my parents tried to stage an intervention for me. Drugs? No. Alcohol? Nope. Gambling? Nah ah. They wanted to intervene on behalf of my soul since I decided I no longer believe in their religion. I had to threaten to call the cops when the escalated to attempt a forced exorcism on me. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Say 'I only copy what I see you do mother"
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It sucks OP but let them test you and let's see who will laugh last. Anyway, looks like your mother has got some serious attention seeking issues...
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Comments (89)
NotoriousLES 14
If it were me, I'd get a hair test done. You can order a test kit and the results will prove beyond doubt that you haven't used any drugs for at lest 90 days or more. More importantly, it will prove your mom a liar. People will not be incline to believe her the next time she makes up some life wrecking bullshit about you just to get attention.
worldclassrager 41
Well if you look drug free you are drug free and get tested if they still don't believe you...
Bevspeaks 11
God that's just terrible and not right in any way, Your mom is a complete bitch, what kind of mother says her kid is on drugs for attention? That's inexcusable.
Bevspeaks 11
God that's just terrible and not right in any way, Your mom is a complete bitch, what kind of mother says her kid is on drugs for attention? That's inexcusable.
kuzcoandpacha 3
Sorry bout that. You'll be the talk of your neighborhood now?? :D Chin up bud!
babeababe 16
Wow... You'd think she'd be happy that her child's problems aren't that bad. Sorry OP. Get her back by saying she was your drug dealer. Haha! Jk.
Helldemon 32
That actually sounds like a good idea, if they still believe you are on drugs and they stage another intervention you should "break down" and admit how your mom is your dealer and the person that got you hooked but you love her and didn't want to get her in trouble lol.
BDA_fml 5
Denial is more than a river in Egypt.
Neesalun 20
Similar to a friend that got married at 18 because she was in love. Her mom told everyone that my friend was pregnant and then the mom turned it all into a "poor me" moment to get all the attention at her daughter's wedding. Her mom is a habitual liar and believes what she says.
TheAngryPrincess 3
Your mom is what they call a attention *****.
thelinlinx3 10
Who would pick YDI? Why??