Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, my family staged an intervention and demanded I go to rehab. Why? My mom found 'drug papers' in my car. It was a receipt from a routine drug screening for my job. It was also over two years old. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, my parents tried to stage an intervention for me. Drugs? No. Alcohol? Nope. Gambling? Nah ah. They wanted to intervene on behalf of my soul since I decided I no longer believe in their religion. I had to threaten to call the cops when the escalated to attempt a forced exorcism on me. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Say 'I only copy what I see you do mother"
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It sucks OP but let them test you and let's see who will laugh last. Anyway, looks like your mother has got some serious attention seeking issues...
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siggy_mcsigx 22
She didn't even lie that you'd gotten in to Harvard?
perdix 31
So, what's your mom going to do for an encore? You probably need to get into sex trafficking so your mom can top her friend's topper of your drug use.
RedPillSucks 33
I can see it now... other mom: Well, my daughter was sold as a sex slave... OPs mom: Ha!!!, my daughter SOLD your daughter into sex slavery! Beat that!
perdix 31
#42, they're just getting warmed up. I'm betting this will devolve into animal torture, cannibalism and used-car selling.
RedPillSucks 33
Oh Hell no! Not used car selling!!! Oh the depravity!!
graceinsheepwear 34
Munchausen syndrome by proxy.
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RedPillSucks 33
To sooth the burn when OP finally confronts his mom? (Munchausen is a real syndrome, by the way)
buckdharma 38
Isn't that where they keep the little people from The Wizard Of Oz.
graceinsheepwear 34
Munchausen syndrome by proxy (MSP): Munchausen syndrome by proxy (MSP), a type of factitious disorder, is a mental illness in which a person acts as if an individual he or she is caring for has a physical or mental illness when the person is not really sick. The adult perpetrator has MSP and directly produces or lies about illness in another person under his or her care, usually a child under 6 years of age. It is considered a form of abuse by the American Professional Society on the Abuse of Children. However, cases have been reported of adult victims. (The term "by proxy" means "through a substitute.") People with MSP have an inner need for the other person (often his or her child) to be seen as ill or injured. It is not done to achieve a concrete benefit, such as financial gain. People with MSP are even willing to have the child or patient undergo painful or risky tests and operations in order to get the sympathy and special attention given to people who are truly ill and their families.
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Shepardspie71 8
Wtf is wrong with her
zombiebud 5
every thing will be ok
underthesea12 24
Stop doing the drugs!
mastervuk 9
No one believes a drug user.
DanielleinDC 34
Was your mom on Queen for a Day or something?
tochiotome 14
FYL for sure. You should let them stage an intervention - by calling CPS. Or by helping you move out. I don't know how old you are.
dudechef 8
Thanks Mom - appreciate that