Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, my family staged an intervention and demanded I go to rehab. Why? My mom found 'drug papers' in my car. It was a receipt from a routine drug screening for my job. It was also over two years old. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, my parents tried to stage an intervention for me. Drugs? No. Alcohol? Nope. Gambling? Nah ah. They wanted to intervene on behalf of my soul since I decided I no longer believe in their religion. I had to threaten to call the cops when the escalated to attempt a forced exorcism on me. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Say 'I only copy what I see you do mother"
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It sucks OP but let them test you and let's see who will laugh last. Anyway, looks like your mother has got some serious attention seeking issues...
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Comments (89)
MasqueradePrince 25
Do you really care what others think? If you do then you should probably get tested like most other people say that way you can prove it to them.
RedPillSucks 33
Could affect your job too.
SuperMew 22
As bad as what Op's bitch mom did, it is nice that people would get together to help Op with her drug addiction. Not everyone has friends and family who wants to help them overcome their issues. That is something to be thankful for, seeing people who care about you actually try to help you out. However, Op does need to get a drug test, medical report, and whatever else she can do to prove she is not on drugs. Then call everyone to have a meeting to talk about the addiction, show them the papers and tell them that the mother lied the whole time.
TallMist 32
#56 Look at the OP's gender again. It clearly says he's male.
simsgirlgem 25
Get tested show your clean and make sure everyone knows your mother is a lying attention *****
darwinism 30
The first stage is denial, so maybe that's why nobody believes you. FYL
Grauncho 27
Me thinks your mother is the one in need of a intervention.
rememberkids 14
OP's Mom would be a classless bitch because...
perdix 31
Maybe you ought to START taking drugs, then. I mean, you can't let all those people think they can break you with one little intervention. If your mom's stories are going to be interesting, you'll have to be a hardcore stoner/junkie.
Gothicbunnyx3 16
I hate when parents do that, not just lie for their own ego rise but the fact that they're ruining shit with their kids.
Vidrill 22
What the hell is wrong with your mother? Seriously, how do people let parents get away with things like this? You should confront her, maybe even in front of all those people that showed up for you. If she still has the nerve to insist you are on drugs to your face, you can at least take pleasure in the fact that you are more mature and honest than your mother.
Alycat6363 15
What an attention *****. I'm sorry, OP. I'd try to get her to come out with the truth if you can, but she sounds like she lies a lot for attention.
nina739 10
Seekin attention mom? Or someone denyin the truth either way we see the story one side.... But if u r nt using drugs how abt u go get tested and prove everyone wrong
SuperMew 22
You wrote out everyone but not aren't?
nina739 10
typo mistake my bad was on the phone and touch screen tricky