Today, my mother topped someone's story of their child's problems by saying I'm on drugs. This resulted in people showing up to stage an intervention for me. She made the whole thing up and I've never used drugs, but no one believes me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom and step-dad tore my room apart looking for the stash of drugs they thought I had. I've never touched drugs in my life, and I guess they believe me now. Didn't stop them from making me clean up the mess they made, though. FML
Today, my mom held an intervention for me. Yesterday, I told her I'd tried pot once. Seven years ago. FML
Today, my family staged an intervention and demanded I go to rehab. Why? My mom found 'drug papers' in my car. It was a receipt from a routine drug screening for my job. It was also over two years old. FML
Today, my mom told me she's a drug addict, sold my bed to buy meth, and then lectured me about how I should be okay with it. FML
Today my mother met my in-laws for the first time. She had been an alcoholic and had us sent to foster care 15 years ago. My husband told his parents this behind my back a while ago. When they asked her about it, she denied everything. His entire family now thinks I lie for attention. FML
Today, my mum accused me of doing heroin because some teaspoons had gone missing. FML
Today, my psycho mom walked in while I was chilling and having fun with some friends. She kicked them out and now wants to drug test me, because, "Nobody's that happy without drugs." FML
Today, my parents tried to stage an intervention for me. Drugs? No. Alcohol? Nope. Gambling? Nah ah. They wanted to intervene on behalf of my soul since I decided I no longer believe in their religion. I had to threaten to call the cops when the escalated to attempt a forced exorcism on me. FML
Today, my crazy drug-addict mother kicked me out of the house after siding with my crazy, drug-addict aunt, who'd just threatened to slit my throat. FML
Today, my mother took a bunch of sleeping pills, then went driving. I followed her and dialed 911. Now she thinks that I was "trying to get her arrested," and she refuses to talk to me ever again. FML
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hghrider123456 9
Say 'I only copy what I see you do mother"
fleur_de_fevrier_fml 23
It sucks OP but let them test you and let's see who will laugh last. Anyway, looks like your mother has got some serious attention seeking issues...
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Comments (89)
hollywoodt1ts 15
Take a drug test. That will be the answer to your problem. Show how crazy your mother really is.
parkwaydrive7 9
They make things called drug tests. When it comes up clean, there's you proof
strike2867 13
You should, they're great!!!
proberts17 4
It's sad how people want someone's life to be worse than someone else's or want sympathy. Jus so they get the satisfaction of it : p
blackonblight 33
It seems like you have an easy solution, if you're clean, you're clean, volunteer to be tested. And be sure to treat it like you're giving them a link to a Snopes article.
oldsport 5
Just tell them you found it in your mothers closet. Maybe that will help out ;)
TheyCallMeDamien 18
Your mother Munchausen by proxy much?
Ray_of_midnight 23
I'm not on drugs. All I wanted was a Pepsi. And she wouldn't give it to me.
ben_e_boy28 4
I think that's a free pass to start using drugs! ;)
TallMist 32
Seriously, people? Look at the OP's gender. It clearly says he's a he, not a she.