One ring to… - FML

One ring to…

By bchorror - 22/04/2020 02:00

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Today, I went to take out my NuvaRing. To my surprise, I couldn’t find it. I’ve had unprotected sex almost every day this month. I don’t know when it fell out. FML

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Jillian Cosby-Kelly 15

Wednesday 22 April 2020 3:09

YDI. I had one, as a young teen. I was still responsible enough to check it every few days, especially before I had sex. You ALWAYS need to check.

RichardPencil 30

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Wednesday 22 April 2020 3:10

My guess would be nine months before your baby is born.

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sickerthanyou 13

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Thursday 23 April 2020 2:15

Welcome to motherhood!

Katy Elizabeth Deppe 5

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Thursday 23 April 2020 20:10

you should really be checking that way more often

leximichelle 13

Friday 24 April 2020 2:02

Wouldn’t you notice such a thing lying around on the floor/bed/shower/whatever, even if you didn’t feel it fall out? Definitely deserve it.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

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Sunday 26 April 2020 5:13

Social distancing - you're doing it wrong. I hope all this unprotected sex was with one partner and not multiples... Granted, having that ring inside you is kind of "protected sex," but you should still always use a condom too just to be safe...

Sara Waterhouse 5

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Wednesday 27 May 2020 11:47

It’s with my fiancé who is also my baby daddy

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