Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML
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Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Turns out he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
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bballer4life895 13
Obviously you shouldn't be drinking if your underage, especially if your dads a cop. You should know better
Wizardo 33
He's doing his job and you're underage, this isn't Superbad Mr. McLovin...
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Comments (224)
darkmis1 17
YDI. Your dad is a cop - he can't ignore the law for you.
iforgavelennon 7
Sorry, but YDI. If you drink underage, you run the risk of getting caught.
klade99 4
what kind of dad is that -.-
meganroisin 1
It always amazes me how uptight people can be about underage drinking
sockpuppets 1
lol..retarded..when we were kids, 15-16 (21 now).i live in alberta...butmy parents would throw parties for us and all our friends..about 70-80 of us.it was a small town so everyone knew everyone...and the cops would show up every time..just to look around and see that everyone was being safe..we knew all the cops by name in town...my parents would take everyones keys at the door, my mom doesnt drink so she would watch and make sure no one drove..we paid for taxies for anyone who needed them.make sandwich platters and the whole nine, as well as boot for all of us and buy the booze.cops figured better to have em all in a controlled envornment then out at bush parties or whatever.. and we never got noise complaints or in trouble once
Kenpokid4 2
Uh, OP never said anything about there actually being alcohol there. He was "estranged," so he could just be doing it out of spite, illegitimately.
notevenonce 5
Well you should have known better than to have underage drinking in the first place. But what happened between you and your father after that? Did he just leave your life again or..?
Annihilator257 15
No sympathy from me. It's against the law.
creeperdevon 18
I can't believe more than 46k people think his life sucks. He's underage drinking, and it's not by like a year, he's not even a legal adult yet. This is ridiculous
AppleMango 8
This is like the latest reply ever - but OP is from Australia where the legal drinking age is 18, so it is by a year, for the OP at least.
yosico22 16
Shame on your dad for trying to save your friends lifes for their stupid ass decisions!!!!