Today, my estranged father, who is a cop, decided to show up to my 17th birthday party. He immediately began arresting people for underage drinking. Way to mend fences, dad. FML
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Today, a police officer gave me a ticket for smoking. He told me that my parents would have to be contacted to come pick me up. My drunk dad came to the rescue, and almost hit the police car. Way to go dad. FML
Today, my father went missing. Naturally worried, we searched his workplace, hospitals, and other locations. Turns out he got arrested for driving around town drunk out of his mind. Oh, and it's my birthday. Thanks for throwing me a great (search) party, dad. FML
Today, my dad got drunk at a party and flashed me and my friends. FML
Today, it's my birthday. My dad showed up to my birthday dinner wasted, was loud and obnoxious the whole time, sexually harassed our waitress, then invited my annoying, bratty nephews to come home and spend the night with us. They're sleeping in my room. Happy birthday to me. FML
Today, my estranged dad drunk-dialed me at 4 a.m. to apologize, and to make amends. After crying and forgiving, we hung up. Minutes later, he called back to retract everything he said after remembering how I was rude to him at a party 3 years ago. FML
Today, it's my 21st birthday and my dad has decided to take away my ID in fear that if I have even one drink to celebrate I'll become a raging alcoholic. FML
Today, it was my first day as a police officer. A couple of hours into the shift, we got a call. A man was drunkenly jeering and urinating on parked cars. That man turned out to be my father. FML
Today, my long lost father came to visit me. He got drunk, then tried to beat me up. My neighbor called the police, and as soon as they got there, my father yelled, "Help! This man tried to stab me!" The sad part is, they believed him. FML
Today, my dad got so drunk that he proposed to me. FML
Today, I found out that my father, who very recently lost his wife, decided that drunkenly hitting on my long-time boyfriend's mom was a good idea. FML
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bballer4life895 13
Obviously you shouldn't be drinking if your underage, especially if your dads a cop. You should know better
Wizardo 33
He's doing his job and you're underage, this isn't Superbad Mr. McLovin...
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Comments (224)
buckdharma 37
So he's the law of the land down under and your kinship is asunder and all your beer, all you beer was plundered? You better run, better run to your mother
xblaine 17
Come to Mexico! I'm 14 and I drink all I want to!
AnXiEtYxDrIvEn 1
Blah underage stuff isn't that big of a deal... But sucks your own dad showed up at the wrong time....
WelcomeToAndale 13
Is everybody on this site for real?' Instead of criticizing the absentee father who decides to show up just to be an asshole, all of you are gonna rag on the kid who's done something that most kids his age do? I guarantee everyone on this site has had a drink underage, stop being such tight asses and grow up.
Spark_Slicker 19
Um, I am underage and no I have not had a drink. Just because lots of kids drink underage doesn't make it right. Lots of kids have stolen before too. The fact is that it's illegal and complaining about the repercussions for doing something you very well knew was illegal is very stupid in my opinion.
Taurus_ChicKa 36
I digress; I never drank while underage, not once. In fact, I still don't drink now, and I'm five years past the legal age. I see no point in it, nor did I see a point in it back then. OP shouldn't be given a free pass for breaking the law and should have known better anyway considering his dad is a cop.
iwadasn 32
You think you can guarantee that a website full of strangers have all done something just because you have? Do you realize how idiotic that is?
rmack150 2
YDI, so for some reason you think that you are entitled to underage drinking at your party? Your father is just following the law and not showing favoritism.
Sheh_fml 25
I'm pretty sure he didn't show up to "mend fences".
SexPot143 13
Shouldnt't have been drinking underage. YDI
amifaiyaz 12
Your dad's a cop, you should know better than to have alcohol around.
r0cks0 6
Was he acting out because he wasnt invited or if he was invited did you forget he was a hardass. As a cop it would have been his ass if other cops showed up to bust the party with him there
plainoldLyss 9
Well at least he didn't arrest you..