Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML
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Top comments
TrippingOnAcid 29
If people would just be clear about what they want so many situations like this could be avoided. Aka if he just wants sex and doesn't care for a relationship he should have been straight up about it instead of leading her on emotionally.
julianbozikovic 20
Good for you OP! You're better off without him.
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Comments (72)
Um_bye 21
That's awful. I'm really sorry, he seems like a douche (oh and I live in Delaware too!)
NYGiants1925 22
Good for you op. He doesn't deserve a gf.
Lalala579121 28
He probably doesn't want a girlfriend anyways so I really doubt he would care about not deserving one.
Richard6036 13
And why did it take you this long to break up with him you should have known you weren't important enough. You stated yourself sex is all he wants and you allowed it to happen. A man should honor and respect you for who you are . Not for sex because that's not honor or respect, that's lust and desire . One day you'll find a man who actually loves you for who you are not for sex, I truly feel sorry for you.
pandalover69 26
We don't even know how long they've been together, it could of been months, it could of been years but we don't know because OP didn't say. I know you're trying to be nice but don't just assume they've been together a really long time.
vikky538 29
You did the right thing.
Carlitosfmc 18
He was being an horrible person and still you were kind enough to break with him face to face. It's clear that you're better than him. I wish you good luck in future relationships!
Alexandria79 22
sounds like a break up is the right thing for you to do.
shanson 22
He deserved it
annoyedperson 25
he's a rude jerk
ezrajab 22
You can and will do better forget him and don't let anyone use you like that!
greengreengreen 13
seems like he didn't even deserve a face to face breakup