Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML
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Top comments
TrippingOnAcid 29
If people would just be clear about what they want so many situations like this could be avoided. Aka if he just wants sex and doesn't care for a relationship he should have been straight up about it instead of leading her on emotionally.
julianbozikovic 20
Good for you OP! You're better off without him.
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Comments (72)
Miss_Chevious 37
You've certainly dodged a bullet
maryoo7 11
he's a douche and it's a good thing you broke up with him. you deserve better
DeathofCareBear 21
You don't need him OP.
AninOnin 24
Sorry OP. It'll be alright. You'll find someone who wants to share many aspects of their life (other than solely sex) with you, and are interested in what you want to share too.
tjw1616 21
So why not just text him? If he barely acknowledges you in the first place, meeting him face to face sounds like more than he deserves. Good luck finding someone worth your time!
jerseyjam 1
Just saw an FML in moderation "Today my girlfriend invited me over, implying that we would have a threesome. She then broke up with me" Why did I know I would see this.
tarlax 11
Lol, the idiot who wrote that fake obviously didn't look at OP's gender.
Vulpeex 15
I made an account just so I could inform this person that they are an idiot.
ChrisMora 16
Props to you for breaking up face to face! Some people should take notes.
HollyQuinn 21
Totally not surprised you split up with him.
skeletalman 11
Call of Rehashed Content 3: The Sequel: Part 10 is not an excuse for abandoning people and/or relationships.
DappeRB 12
I mean BLOPS3 DID just come out a few days ago sooo...
el_bell3618 29
So that would never warrant ignoring and brushing off loved ones
whatunicorn 17
Good for you! a relationship should be based on more than just sex.
cathrope 10
It should include video games and pizza.
Lalala579121 28
Hell if there's video games and pizza, who needs sex?