Today, the only way I could get my boyfriend to come over for a serious discussion was to heavily imply I wanted to talk about having a threesome. In actual fact, I just wanted to break up with him face-to-face, because he barely acknowledges my existence unless he's horny. FML
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Thanksgiving
Questions about your love life, a burnt turkey and the cousin who knows everything: Thanksgiving, a contact sport.
Today, I told my boyfriend, "We need to talk." He said, "I know". So we met after school, and he said he was OK with me breaking up with him, that he wasn't that into me either. He said all that before I could tell him that my parents wanted to meet him. FML
Today, I realized my boyfriend uses sex as a way to get me to stop talking. FML
Today, my boyfriend called and said he was stopping by to talk. I didn't understand why he would stop by, so I asked if he was going to break up with me, he said no. Half an hour later, he knocked on my door to break up with me. FML
Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after I drove two hours to his house, because he wanted to do it face to face. Then told me that if I wanted, we could have sex one last time, but I would have to leave right after, otherwise it would be weird. FML
Today, I heard my boyfriend talking with my father in the backyard. I thought he was asking for my hand in marriage. He was actually telling him about his plans to break up with me. FML
Today, the only way I can get my boyfriend to do anything is by telling him it's a turn on. FML
Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 3 years called my house even though I was with him at the time. He needed to talk to my mom. He asked her to break up with me for him. FML
Today, I got into an argument with my boyfriend, who recently had to move away, about not calling me enough. Apparently his moving had meant that we were now taking a break, he just forgot to talk it over with me. He still wants to visit, and keep the relationship in bed alive though. FML
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Top comments
TrippingOnAcid 29
If people would just be clear about what they want so many situations like this could be avoided. Aka if he just wants sex and doesn't care for a relationship he should have been straight up about it instead of leading her on emotionally.
julianbozikovic 20
Good for you OP! You're better off without him.
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Comments (72)
xxegosuicide 13
Good for you, you'll find someone more worthy of your time!! Also good for you for actually doing it in person, that's the way it should be done.
skullmaster9 10
Wow, I'm sorry to hear that. In no way should a woman be treated like that, at least you cared enough to break up face to face. Good for you :-)
kitsuneluvuh 12
op's not a woman. nobody deserves to be treated like that, though
elizacandle 29
good decision and good riddance
worldclassrager 41
Completely ignores you when he's not horny...that's a huge red flag there
plan_Z 14
What is it with people on here getting people to come to them to break up with them? If you want out and want to tell them face to face, go to there house and tell them. " I want to finish face to face out of respect, but because I am lazy you can come to me and then go home upset/angry."
leogachi 15
@58 In this case I think it's more about the ex not deserving that kind of respect.
plan_Z 14
Then send a text.
cats54321 19
He's a terrible person
justsayingbeach 15
Well if that's the way he is you wasted more of your own time than his but sounds more like you knew he'd probably not even reply if you just text so were clearly hoping for some better reaction
Flagli 6
I'm impressed you've made the effort to tell him eye-to-eye! Good luck finding a nicer person, OP :)
Severefear 7
Your boyfriend sounds like a pain in the ass.
dadaSPEEDERMAN 5
You go, OP!! He kind of reminds me of my ex boyfriend who only texted me when he wanted to ****. Some guys are douches. But congratulations on your new found freedom!